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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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they dont know about my little kitty paws

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#its def mee-yet

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?

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The Soviets kicked our ass in the space race its so dope "Oh you went to the Moon, yeah thats cool I guess, we got pictures of fucking Venus, you ever been to Venus? No the fuck you did not."

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I like how anti-gay people hated the 2018 She-Ra series because it had the gay in it, and misogynist people hated the show because the characters weren’t all the same very boobular body type - but the fact that it’s a very strong allegory for breaking away from religious fundamentalism* just escaped notice. Almost as if these people didn’t watch the show.

*It’s based on a lot of cult stuff, but the main creator grew up in a Christian fundamentalist culture, and that really shows in how Horde Prime behaves.

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occasional posts from users

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Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.

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So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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😏 smirk + 🥺 pleading

From Twitter

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gay new yorker. faggot about it!