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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#homie I’m so sorry but BURH LOL

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god of war ragnarök ~ the great lodge

developer: santa monica studio

#love that the Great Lodge is a simple building #and not some grand standing castle like often depicted in the western sphere #it’s a simple place for a ‘simple’ man like Odin #god of war ragnarok #god of war #gow ragnarok #gow #the great lodge

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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On the topic of the public opinion, I’d think if it was at max capacity North would probably levy that into more violent riots with the aid of the underclass/those who might’ve been put out of jobs via androids (if they grow sympathetic)

With Josh? Bigger protests all around. Maybe sit ins in public areas and speeches and such. Ways to disrupts everyday life without violence.

Simon is definitely the one to go back into hiding for the greater good. One to wait and listen and he takes notes from what Markus has done and how the public would react as such. Maybe small organization/charities help to push the cause along if we’re leaning more to Josh’s pacifist ways.

My thoughts about the Simon-North situation. Looking at it in a more whole game play edition.

Like, we know that North ended up being the only romantic option, but in an alternate universe where we do have the option to either her or Simon, what could it mean to the long run?

North becomes the new leader if Markus is either killed or kicked out, if she has the lover etiquette or not is irrelevant for her to be the leader.

We know that Simon was kinda the leader before Markus arrived, not necessarily in revolutionary style, but like the first face they probably see when arriving.

So, why not put whoever is the lover or the closets relationship (like the right hand of Markus) becomes the leader of deviants?

Josh can be here, too.

Like, consider this scenario. (Talking about "best" case scenario of a not kicked out Markus)

If North is the new leader, it wouldn't be that different. She would be violent. If Markus gets killed, she would do it out of vengeance and be even more brutal with humans. This could've been seen in Easter eggs that sometimes people find slight details if your relationship with certain character is different.

If Josh is the new leader, he would follow the pacifist route as his morals the whole game. Like, think about it. Put the humans in the mix. Markus dies, but the public opinion is really high, and Josh is his right-hand man. We could've had scenes of Josh talking to humans who wanted to help to his pacifist demonstration

Now, finally, but not less important, Simon. He always went to the route of hiding. So I'm guessing if Markus had him as his companion, if he became a leader, he would vote to hide again in a new Jericho. I can kinda see him going to the concentration camps to save people and hide them too. Probably until Connor arrives with the thousands of deviants from the Cyberlife facility.

Although, I do think that it wouldn't matter if Markus is alive. He could go either route without affecting his relationship with either of them.

I also deeply think they could've use more about the public opinion.

Like, imagine the public opinion in its maximum capacity in either route where Markus is dead.

North maybe would've killed them.

Josh would've use their help on front.

And if Simon went hiding, maybe we would've seen a cinematic of a great group of humans manifesting themselves for android rights instead.

#my two cents #love this idea though

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*SIGHS*

Another AO3 app that's pretending to be official when it's not (or at least isn't making it clear its unofficial.) They're using AO3's name and logo, and embedding ads.

There is no official AO3 app

Someone else is gathering your data, potentially your log in information etc and making use of it how they please. (They say they're not but their privacy policy says otherwise)

They are making money from the ads without the fic writer's consent.

They've also rated it Pegi 3 (which is ludicrous)

Please, even if you care about nothing else, for the safety of your data, please don't use this app. Certainly don't give it your AO3 log in details.

I've told AO3 that it's infringing on its copyright. I will be requesting they remove access of my work as I do not consent to my creative content being used to generate ad revenue for them.

I will be reporting it as incorrectly rated.

The only email address I can find is [email protected] which is included in their privacy policy, and [email protected] as their developer.

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lunch timee

#link #tears of the kingdom #loz totk #loz #loz botw #queue biscuits

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I was inspired

#neil gaiman #queue biscuits

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mutuals i fucking love you all so much forever btw. If you care

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#eeeee #queue biscuits

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What exactly is going on with Taylor swift? Did she do something wacky or just release a shit album that's so bad it's funny?

okay i have done time as a swiftie and i now watch over those weirdos like im david attenborough so you’ve come to the right place.

ur correct about it being an album so bad its funny. but theres more. im very sorry but this will be long.

so basically since like 2016 she was in an apparently steady and normal long term relationship with a blond man called joe alwyn whose only character trait is knowing how to shut the fuck up (and i love him for that)

then in april 2023 it was announced that they broke up while she was on tour but bc the relationship had been uneventful and boring this whole time, the general vibe from everyone was “huh thats kinda sad, oh well”

i might be mixing up the timeline a little here but a couple weeks later there were some articles about how she’s now dating matty healy from the 1975. people were mostly just like “pfft its just tabloid shit it cant be true” and then at the next 1975 gig, marty pointed into the camera and said “this is for you, you know who you are, i love you” before playing a love song. THEN at the next taylor gig she did the exact same damn thing and the swifties hit the fan.

to make a very long fuckin story short, they dug up a bunch of dirt about how this dude is a nasty little racist misogynist rat and he needs to get away from their poor little innocent billionaire princess. some people get kinda heated about whether these accusations are true and tbh id rather eat glass than get into that shit myself

SO, swifties outnumber us all and raised absolute hell online while taylor brought this guy to all her concerts and let him perform with the opening acts. her publicist released some statements saying taylor knows what her fans are saying and she doesnt give a fuck. but also said they’re not super serious and are just having fun together.

during all this, theres a small group of swifties that have decided to break away and become very pro-marty and essentially pit him against aforementioned blond man joe alwyn. their general narrative is that because joe loves being quiet and doesnt really do Celebrity Things, that must mean he was ashamed of his relationship with taylor. this is where we get the beloved He Lets Her Bejeweled meme

this fannade narrative becomes more relevant in a bit

at some point during this relationship she releases the joe alwyn breakup song You’re Losing Me, which just describes some very standard long term relationship breakdown stuff. they have different life goals and they’re drifting apart and the communication is breaking down. she kinda wants him to do something to save it at the eleventh hour but that wouldnt be realistic. very sad oh well.

theres a small amount of kicking off from the fandom about he’s awful for this but only bc they’re addicted to the idea that their favourite billionaire is the worlds most tragic victim and honestly whats new

and here starts the very fucking weird trend of her publicist releasing statements that are very clearly deliberately backing up the weirdo fan theories. a lot of “taylor and matty are showing up for each other UNLIKE HER LAST RELATIONSHIP and he is proud of her UNLIKE JOE ALWYN” like..alright.

anyway ratty and taylor break up after about a month of publicly dating and she sings some sad songs and cries at her concerts but everyone mostly forgets about the whole thing.

about a month later travis kelce asks her out and they end up dating and the white women of america collectively cream. personally i dont get it because i dont know what sports are and the only travis im familiar with is the tractor from bob the builder but i digress. the 35 year old deadbedroom swifties are going CRAZY. they’re saying these two are gonna get married and have ten kids and global superstar taylor swift can finally achieve the only real success for a woman: marriage and motherhood. because football man is the only Real Man she has been with due to the fact that he is tall and wide and bearded.

its severely tragic and vicarious

once again the focus does not remain on the couple. they’re turning on poor puppydog joe alwyn again. this time he’s evil not only for being “ashamed” of her but also for wasting her time by not marrying and impregnating her, because as we have established, thats the only point to life as a woman. how dare he waste all that time locking her away in the six mansions that she owns.

and her publicist does the same shit as before with the “he supports her and shows up for her UNLIKE JOE” bullshit. all of these people are over 30 and have never experienced a real problem.

this creates a cycle that is honestly kind of concerning, where the fans invent a strange theory, the publicist backs it up, the swifties add to the theory, the publicist back up the new additions, and so on. taylor continues dating travis and they go to each others concerts/games and act like a relatively normal honeymoon phase couple. the narrative has massively broken away from the reality.

so this continues, people hyping up travis and hating joe. at this point i want to note that taylor and her team have spent a lot of years crying about how the nasty misogynistic media only ever cares about her relationship drama and ignores her art because they hate powerful women or something. the irony is that just about every bit of publicity she’s done over the last year+ has been directly linked to whatever breakup or boyfriend she’s going through currently. they’re definitely not hiding that this is the PR direction they’re going with.

so, with the weird fan rumours continuing to reinforce themselves, the swifties become very confident that their imaginations are telling the truth. they stalk joe alwyns social media presence, of which there is very little. but if you go out looking for mess you never come back empty handed. they find that he has been around women. because he is an actor. and some other actors are women. anyway they fully believe this is proof that he cheated, and they launch harassment campaigns against these relatively small actors, who end up having to private their accounts. then the swifties find another woman to harass for being “the other woman”. it goes on.

then the abuse and domestic violence accusations against joe alwyn are created. not from taylor or anyone close to the situation. only from the fans. her PR team have at least stopped reinforcing the fan theories at this point, but the ball is already rolling.

when she announces her new album, the swifties ERUPT with joy that finally she is going to end joe alwyn, the man who im pretty sure has just been chilling in his house this whole time. the harassment of anyone and everyone deemed in any way guilty continues tenfold. they are openly tweeting about finding him in london and physically attacking and/or killing him (he’s not a huge celebrity and is often just hanging around alone with no security team or anything. im sure these threats arent serious but they feel kinda more dangerous when the target essentially just hangs around as a private citizen)

the album promo is pretty much just.. “hey i dated this dude and he made me sooooo sad isnt that interesting, swifties?” over and over again. each new post brings a bigger wave of joe harassment. they’re champing at the bit for taylor to tell them all the many ways he hurt her so dreadfully.

then the album leaks and its all about matty healy, which is very funny on the dismayed swiftie-violence front but also just..terrible in that she used the harassment of joe as an album promo tactic when the album barely mentions him. the only thing she really says about him is that he suffers from depression and it made their relationship difficult.

..and yeah, the album is about how she’s been obsessed with marty for over ten years and she fantasised about him while in her long term relationship, and theres maybe some overlap of the two relationships. the irony. all the “this man hurt me so much!!!”-type lyrics that were released to promote the album were actually about matty, not joe. a lot of the swifties are continuing to double down on hating joe bc they cant accept that the matty relationship even happened. theres a song about how much she hates her fans for hating her relationship with rarty. its called but daddy i love him. its a whole embarrassing mess for everyone involved, including me for typing all this out.

and after all that most of the songs fuckin suck

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Black Sesame Milk

#drink #queue biscuits

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LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK

#HAH #WHOA HEY #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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Faye and Kratos

Inspired by the most sexual scene of them, where their foreheads touch.

The fact that Kratos is so… pure with his love for her is just so beautiful, especially in contrast to the brutality he has grown up and experienced. The way he talks of her, his writings of her in his journal, it’s almost like in reverence of her very existence. It’s just so pure and sweet.

#god of war #gow #god of war ragnarok #god of war kratos #god of war faye #gow ragnarok #gow faye #gow kratos #YES HE SPEAKS OF HER WITH SUCH LOVE AND REVERENCE #THEM #THE LST FLASHBACK HE HAS OF HER #HIM STARING AT THE LIGHT IN ALFHEIM AND HEARING HER LULLABY #queue biscuits

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #metal sonic #sonic au #organic metal sonic #miles tails prower #queue biscuits