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Apparently dying is a major inconvenience to my coworkers

So I worked for advanced auto parts in Ocala Florida. Store 9431 to be precise.

I had requested a day off for my sisters wedding about two months in advance, and immediately after the wedding I became violently ill to the point where I was hemorrhaging blood out of my ass for about 12 hours straight not a little stream massive amounts of blood so I called off of work with almost 12 hours of notice and went to the hospital I then messaged my boss from the hospital to let him know that I am definitely not going to be able to make it into work that day and I might not be able to make it in the next day because they are currently filling me with morphine and prepping me for surgery because my colon had separated from my lower intestine apparently mediately after that when I was A little busy having a severe allergic reaction to the morphine he had messaged me again telling me that if I can’t make it then I need to let him know immediately and I did not see that message until the next morning I then leave the hospital against doctors orders and go into work as I hand him the doctors note stating that I was in the hospital because I was bleeding internally he turns around and hands me a write up for missing workHow are you guys handle this already quit that day as soon as he went to hand me the paper I took the key off of my key ring because I was a shift lead and closing manager handed him the key told him to go fuck himself and walked out.

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OK it’s been quite a while since I’ve been on here had a bit of an incident someone came to my home uninvited and assaulted me luckily I am much better at defending myself than they are at attacking I called the cops once the person was rendered unconscious and they let him leave and took me to jail for defending myself on my own property I live in Florida the state has a law that is referred to as Castle doctrine basically you have the right to defend yourself with any level of force that you deem necessary as long as you were on your own property or within a property that you have permission to be on and you are currently being attacked or feel that you were in danger of physical harm . Yeah this Trump loving racist Fucking boomer comes on my property it attacks me and the cops let him leave and arrest me in front of my wife and children while they were witnesses that saw the whole thing and they refused to take those states

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Ok I been gone a wile. Here are three bad ones. Will never forget these. In chronological order

8yo friend is playing with a lighter he stole from his mom wile under a polyester comforter. It catches fire melts to his skin and burns down the house. When they find him he is a melted boy somehow still alive with a plastic shell where his skin used to be. Still remember the screams. Doctors removed the plastic and all tissue it was attached to after parents refused to pull the plug. He screamed for a week straight until his heart and lungs finally gave out.

Working at a gas station in a small town a young (11yo) girl would come in every day to buy a single Hershey bar after school. Lived across the road from my store and bus dropped her off in our parking lot. One day she goes missing. A few days pass and police find her naked gutted raped and crucified to a tree. Police chiefs son and daughter had both just come home from a private school for troubled kids the week before. Coroner ruled it accidental death/natural causes from low blood sugar. Girls mother killed herself in our parking lot the day after she was found.

Driving down the highway a trucker was on his phone. Hits another truck at 75 mph car behind him has no time to react. Next three cars have domino effect crashes completely flattening the first car into the back of the tractor trailer. I pull over as I am right next to the accident as it happened and put out the fires. Pull the windshield out of the car and find an elderly man with almost every limb lacerated to the bone in atleast one major area. No one wants to move over to let the ambulance in so it is stuck behind 5miles of traffic. I then hold the during 80yo combat vet in my arms trying to comfort him as he keeps asking where his grandson is and calling me by his sons name until he finally passes from the shock and blood loss. Currently I am the only witness to the accident that can testify on the truckers murder/negligent homicide charges as all other people who saw it left the scene or were considered victims/suspects

I’ve seen some pretty rough shit keeps me up at night most nights and can’t remember the last time I slept longer than 2-3 hours

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so I finally decided to start my own business. been trying for years and never really had the time to do so. And all I keep thinking is how expensive everything is. I got a family my dude’s. got to make money got a pay these damn bills go to has some kind of income to pay these damn bills go to spend money to get a business going to get some damn income this shit sucks how the fuck did I make it to 35 when the entire American economy is designed to keep us from actually succeeding. fuck this shit I can’t wait to the apocalypse happens at least then I have some useful skills. These fucking schools are bullshit teach you how to calculate a fucking square root but I don’t teach you how to do your goddamn taxes or apply for a business loan or get a mortgage. Whole damn world has gone to hell. They don’t want intelligent educated successful people that’s not with these corporations and these governments want. they want drones mindless fucking drones are just competent enough to perform the task that they were told to do and bring more fucking money back into their goddamn pockets. what the fuck would they do if we all just stopped paying our taxes if we all just stopped following their stupid fucking laws that do nothing but prevent us from being able to succeed. do you want to start a business you know something that you’re really good at that other people would be willing to pay money for that is great go ahead and do it but first you have to pay the state or county that you live in for a license to do so you have to pay the fucking federal government extra money on the money that you earn from your customers then you have to pay it again as you spend the money then you have to pay it again if you don’t spend the fucking money then if you die without spending the money trying to pass it on to your children they have to pay extra fucking taxes on top of that too

#realizations #adulting sucks #death and taxes

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the population of mars has just increased by one. a planet who’s entire known population is nothing but machines. mars is cybertron. @nasa-official must rename mars it shall be called cybertron

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my husband got us your merch, really great stuff. He got a pink one which makes him look like a mochi. mine's sky blue, just like your blog. have a good day!

Hm, cute, here’s a drawing I made of you and your husband wearing my shirt, but it’s Saturn devouring his son

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life hack

Depression got you down, feel like there’s no reason to live, cant find a purpose in life, do what I do pick one person that you absolutely despise and try to do better than them and everything just out of spite. follow for more great tips!!!

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worst thing about being a human in my opinion are those brief moments when you have a primal animalistic urge and you don’t know what it is but you do know that society will never treat you the same if you act on it.

#humans are weird

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what have you done!!!!!

I feel like you have some sort of secret powers and you’re keeping them a secret from us

Why would I keep the orb away from anyone?

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wait what? forget what???

I feel like you have some sort of secret powers and you’re keeping them a secret from us

Why would I keep the orb away from anyone?