Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE
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Ummmmmm anyone who lives in the US. Today and tomorrow, Jimmy John’s is having a tongue-in-cheek 420 deal called the dime bag. It’s a specific sandwich they concocted, chips, pickle spear and brownie for $10
I didn’t even get high and that sandwich was taking me to a happy place. It had no right to go as hard as it did. Plus $10 for that combo at JJ’s is pretty good. Highly recommend while you can get it
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nobody gets tied to train tracks anymore. because of woke
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this happened weeks ago but im still thinking about it
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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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