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Think about the good parts to fear. You run faster. You’re more focused. You don’t feel pain as much. Every bad feeling… They’re all signs you’re actually stronger. So when you feel afraid, you should think about how your body is getting ready for what’s coming. Only when weak may I carry my true strength.

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writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

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#shade

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Rey, Poe, and Finn reunite!

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My father and I play this… game… in which we both pretend to be attempting to assassinate each other. When we serve the other food or drink, we’ll adopt the most suspicious mannerisms and wording possible, as though the food were secretly poisoned and we are eagerly waiting for them to eat it and die.

The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.

Wholesome family bonding.

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so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

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Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

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absolutely nothing will top the video game experience of being SHIT at a video game but all the npcs you come into contact with are in awe of you for being the most amazing and talented person they’ve ever met

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My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

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Years ago I saw a Lord of the Rings display at Barnes and Noble that included a Hallmark-style greeting card with Frodo on the front and inside text that read: “We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.”

And I have been thinking about that card ever since, desperately wishing I had bought it, and wondering what the fuck kind of occasion would warrant a card featuring that sentiment.

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Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

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Exapanding on the pirate au with some pirate captain Cassandra Pentaghast 👀👀👀👀👀 and the signature “Ugh” printed on her face

made in the span of two live streams with your direct input alksjdf i’m in love

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Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.