lexthanwarrior

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Guys i greenedout and woke ip here

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grace chasity x reader headcanons!!

she kills you

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yeah, and who do ya think knocked em out

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normalize making textposts out of random things your mutuals say

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either this is my best work yet, or I'm sorry

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Jeff Blim, reblog if you agree

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Emma and her favorite white boy, this has inaccurate height difference sadly 😞

Also black emma hence rhe caption

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Joey what

#hes FREAKY #😭😭😭

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Oh so when Grace Chastity has a reputation for being a sweet girl but actually turns out wayyyy too eager to maim and murder “Dirty Dudes” people eat that shit up, but when I, MELISSA,

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Thinking about how Matt Lang mentioned rerunning TGWDLM.

Obviously, there'd have to be changes. Not just in the casting, but in every aspect of the show just due to the nature of how Hatchetfield has expanded and how TGWDLM has aged.

Now that we know for sure that the events in TGWDLM happened because of Pokey, I think they'd design the show even more around the colour blue instead of green like in the original promotional material. This also gives Matt Dahan so much more to work with when it comes to underscoring, think of all the motifs he has to sneak into the scenes now.

Hidgens would have to be recasted, and while there's plenty of options, I think after Workin' Boys he has to be played by Jeff Blim. I don't know if anyone can ever top what Jeff did in WB. Of course, that would mean that Jeff's original TGWDLM characters would need to be recasted as well. Mr. Davidson has not been seen in HF since TGWDLM (save for the small BF cameo), so it wouldn't be hard to find someone new for that role. Sam Sweetly is more difficult because of his appearances in Nightmare Time and the pre-recorded NPMD cameo, but it's impossible to have Jeff play both Hidgens and Sam in the same scene so he would still most likely be recasted.

The only Jeff character that would need to stay the same is General John Macnamara, that's another permanently Jeff character, in my opinion. The show would require some rearranging so that the Macnamara and Hidgens scenes weren't back to back this way. Between TGWDLM and BF, Macnamara went through a lot of character development and Jeff really discovered who he was by the second show, so it would be super interesting to see him interacting with Paul again now that we've learned so much more about the guy.

Now that Hatchetfield has expanded so much, I think it would be really fun to bring in new characters that we've met since TGWDLM happened. They should include Curt Mega as Officer Bailey in Show Me Your Hands, since we know he canonically works alongside Sweetly. Bring in James Tolbert during the PEIP scene as Xander Lee. Even just the people on the streets in La Dee Dah Dah Day, imagine the amount of cameos that could come into play there. Kim Whalen dances in as Becky Barnes, Angela Giarratana is Grace Chasity, all these well-known characters that we never saw during TGWDLM before making small appearances as they were already infected by the hive mind.

Speaking of the La Dee Dah Dah Day number, it would be fucking awesome to get Joey Richter back in the Pete Spankoffski costume for the coffee shop scene to do the hot chocolate boy bit.

I also just think a new perspective on the show will change so much of the context. Like Emma discussing Jane, we now know Jane's family with Tom and Tim. We're now very familiar with Ted's little brother, a character we had no idea existed during TGWDLM (think about Ted's little freak out over Alice being dead at Hatchetfield High...). We had no idea that this apocalypse was brought on by one of the Lords in Black.

Anyways. I agree with Matt, they should definitely bring The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals back for another run of the show.

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Hes a lil flexible

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Tag yourself I’m Curt

#im joey #menacing

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Do You Want To Play is absolutely the scariest song in Black Friday. Because like

How many times do you think Lex has told Hannah, "if you're lost, find a (insert trusted adult)." Like maybe a teacher. Or a nurse. Or a soldier. Or a parent. Or even just a woman. Those are safe people, right?

Tom and Becky should be the ideal trusted adults. They should be the people Hannah can go to for help. But they attack her.

Imagine being Hannah in that situation. If she can't trust the people who are supposed to help her, who can she trust? Who's going to save her from the "good people"? Where is Lexie?

She's all alone.

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me too tbh

the thing about owen is that I think he wouldve done the exact same things even if they were in some milder au version of events. like even in some modern au where curt just left early from a party without telling him, owen's reaction still would have been to join an underground organization, change his identity and kill people

#situationship so bad you kill hundreds

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”Old friend” (sexual)

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I watched you fall. You're dead

Ah, well part of me is