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do you have any facts about counters?

No but I think I know who might-

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

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Few portraits of George Washington painted during his lifetime accurately depict the birthmark on his forehead, which was shaped exactly like the "M” from the Metallica logo:

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What are your qualifications for teaching us such valuable information?

I make stuff up at a 1,000,000th grade level.

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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

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okay i couldn’t resist (original under cut)

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Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.

There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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what if i killed ppl

#the new epic album came out today

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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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Rasputin survived the majority of his assassination, including several beatings, stabbings, poisonings, a firing squad, cinnamon burns, having to watch a Lars von Trier movie, and being fed to a shark. Had he been fed to it whole instead of diced, he may yet have survived.