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[level91]

whimpering and shivering because my wet food bowl is empty

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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tiramisu am i right

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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

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None of you would survive the wind swept field of daffodils I was raised in

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Freshly polished leather….🤤

#WTF PICKLES SIGHTING ??????? #but also heyyyyyyy :3c #what a lovely room I bet you furnished it alongside the love of your life

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[level91]

[level91]

[level91]

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

[level91]

normalize saying "okay💖 yay💖" while masc

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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