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what kind of guns do you own? like, firearms?

"Like firearms"? What else is the word Gun used for??? Do you take me for a court jester?

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this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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[leumasme]

STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(

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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

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pls reblog this to boop the person you reblogged from

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*booping you*

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why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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I wonder why

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[leumasme]

Hey so uh... really sorry but i accidentally put your boyfriend in my EV tier electric blastfurnace full of oxygen and how he's become annealed due to it and i now need to put him in my vaccum freezer to cool him down. If it's any comfort he's now more flexible because of the annealing process softening him