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Astarion disapproves </3 </3

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I had to give them a school photo day. I’m losing it.

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Yesterday our DM told me that my warlock can keep his skeleton minions in his bag of holding 💀

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Hello Mr. Gaimen! A few months back I had introduced you to my cow, Bentley. Well, he got a new ear tag today and I thought you and the Bentley Tumblr crew would love to see it. So without further ado here he is all snazzed up.

And here's a close up of the tag with the business card of the talented lady who custom made the tag for me.

I hope you and everyone this reaches has a great day!

Best cowtag ever.

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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

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something fun and a bit different!

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When I was a very tiny child my mom was in a local production of The Reluctant Resurrection of Sherlock Holmes, a play where Arthur Conan Doyle is hired to investigate a murder at a haunted house with Sherlock Holmes, a figment of Doyle’s imagination that only he can see and hear. Doyle very sincerely believes that the house is haunted, and Holmes thinks that Doyle is a moron

I was too young to appreciate this concept when I was a child, now that I’m older it’s the best concept for a play I’ve ever heard in my life.

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Always love how much folklore especially creature folklore emphasizes that there is a way for you to win. These are the steps to ensure the dead don't rise: take them out through a hole in the wall and give them iron shoes. Vampires cannot abide sunlight. If you hear a dog howl on a churchyard path turn around and get home as fast as you can. Iron and salt and the colour red. None of this doomed idea, the world is incomprehensible but if you're a bit clever you'll survive it just fine, there's always ways out.

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The good sounds.

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they should rlly teach languages in like. 3rd grade. like do it when the brains are still all squishy and malleable and spongey and not when its capable of developing depression i think

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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