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letluigisaythefword · 4 minutes
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letluigisaythefword · 12 hours
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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year
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letluigisaythefword · 12 hours
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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs
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letluigisaythefword · 15 hours
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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letluigisaythefword · 15 hours
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letluigisaythefword · 15 hours
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them: what's your pronouns me: *looks to the camera* that's right, our contestants have no idea of which pronouns to use when referring to me. the only way to learn is by talking, the only way to talk is by interacting and the only way to interact is by beginning so without further ado let's begin...
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letluigisaythefword · 15 hours
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"Of COURSE you have a bluescreen and pronouns."
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letluigisaythefword · 15 hours
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"you shouldn't be antisemetic because you're legitimising Israel when you do" no you shouldn't be antisemetic because it hurts Jews who deserve to not be hurt, like any other human being. you should care about not being antisemetic because it hurts people, and that should be enough for you. why isn't it enough for you?
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letluigisaythefword · 15 hours
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letluigisaythefword · 15 hours
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Everybody do the wenis!
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letluigisaythefword · 15 hours
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My god y'all if you don't have a Dropout subscription get a Dropout subscription. I just started binging Game Changer and what the hell is this show.
It's a Saw-like dissection of Brennan Lee Mulligan's psyche and last nerve.
It's Sam Reich telling the players one episode that he's phoning it in today and they're just gonna play Jeopardy and then the Jeopardy board becomes an elaborate pirate adventure with custom art of a sexy octopus man, a city inside a whale, and a Jimmy Buffet-esque parrothead Poseidon.
It's Ally Beardsley getting paid $5000 to buzz a notch into one of their eyebrows on camera.
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letluigisaythefword · 16 hours
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Hands up if you're sick of the IDF flying gay flags like they're doing this shit in our name
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letluigisaythefword · 16 hours
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I need to be taken to the seaside for hysteria
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letluigisaythefword · 16 hours
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in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first
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letluigisaythefword · 16 hours
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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket
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letluigisaythefword · 16 hours
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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letluigisaythefword · 16 hours
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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
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