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The Robot That Makes Houses For Free
I have built a robot which creates new houses entirely for free. It's an amazing new innovation, a huge leap forward in robotics and it's going to solve homelessness, probably.
The way it works is the robot goes around to hundreds or thousands of other houses all over the town, and rips out the construction materials it needs from each of them.
But don't worry! It only rips tiny little pieces out of each house, completely insignificant bits which they would never miss, and then it makes this entirely new house for free out of all the little bits and pieces it took. Free houses! How amazing is that!
You just type into the computer what kind of house you want, what style of architecture, how many floors, what kind of floor plan, and it'll just do it - like magic! Out of nothing! For free! What amazing technology, it's incredible what we can do with modern advancements.
Anyway, this recent plague of houses collapsing is really worrying. Apparently they're falling down because they're being slowly worn away by some kind of mysterious erosion? Huh, that's weird.
But it's kind of a blessing, really, because it means now there's a huge market for new houses, so we're going to build even more robots to make those houses, and so long as the traditional old construction companies keep making new houses for us to sample, we can make new houses totally for free forever!
Wait, what do you mean the constant supply of free houses is crashing the market and driving them all out of business?
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i miss when everyone had a giant, ancient family computer that required family know-how to operate. like you’d go to a friends house and you guys would try to play club penguin or whatever and before you turned it on your friend would be like “oh, before you start up, unplug the mouse four times and kiss the top of the monitor, or the screen will only display in black and white” and you’d just say “ok” and try to pretend their computer wasn’t some kind of evil death machine that smelled like smoke when you ran too many programs
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still obsessed with this blackened steel armor set by armstreet
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Botanical illustrations taken from ‘Wildflowers of America’ (1911) a watercolour album by Deborah Griscom Passmore.
U.S. Department of Agriculture, National Agricultural Library.
archive.org
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More adorable pictures with my rats and their mini paintings! We sent out a whopping 13 paintings today and the rats as always did an amazing job!
If you’d like to commission a painting, you can find them here on our Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RatPaintings
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