the future is now
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the sexual tension between me and the refresh button on the election map
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Nothing is funnier to me than all of Donald’s immediate neighbors unanimously going “you’re fucking intolerable, goodbye”
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I know it’s only been like two days but this really is the mood. 😩
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This is so fucking funny
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Don’t forget
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I know exactly who I am. I’m the Doctor. Sorting out fair play throughout the universe.
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why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead
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Conservative: “I’m reading a book about the overlaps of liberalism and fascism.”
What that means: “I’m reading a book that equates basic respect for historically-oppressed minorities and a Keynesian welfare state with fascism and nazism.”
Leftist: “I’m reading a book about the overlaps of liberalism and fascism.”
What that means: “I’m reading a book that details how fascism has historically been rooted in attempts to preserve and revitalize capitalist/western dominance, how industrialists tend to support fascism because it subdues workers’ movements, how there’s little distinction between the hierarchical ideologies of social darwinist laissez faire and fascism and eugenics, and how liberalism will sooner abandon democracy than abandon capitalism.”
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gentiles have no idea which Jewish holidays are particularly significant relative to other Jewish holidays
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it's too noisy on here. everyone get out your books we're doing some silent independent reading.
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hey reblog/reply with how old u were when u discovered fanfic, what year it was, and what site
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*puts in earrings with malicious intent*
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