They turned him into a shaboingboing
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the impact of this
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Many-Eyed Mackerel
Gill plates dotted with eyeballs. Superfluous but scanning, frantically. All eyes see right through you.
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Junji Eato
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The Aliens in the Attic are cryptids who deserve more attention
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guys I am going INSANE there is someone roaming Baltimore rn slapping big bill hells home of challenge pissing plate frames (of FUCK YOU BALTIMORE YouTube vid fame) to peoples cars
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In these parts, they say, if you are lucky when wandering the wastes between city and town, you may encounter a truly exemplary creature. Its skin, like that of the rhinoceros, plates its body in geometric folds; its feet are like four enormous sand-dollars, pleasing to the eye and rapid in their movement. Its snout is broad with the same placid strength as a great ox and its breath is heavy and warm as the same, but its eyes flash so like those of a lion at night that no traveler could believe it truly tame for long. The name of this beast? Toyota Corolla.
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ライズのイワオモリトカゲがすき。
偏愛している。
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I had a dream last night where I saw an animal made from one of those knot-a-quilts, he looked friendly
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Today's lesser known cryptid is: Pumpkin Patch Patrick
(Sighted by @thewerebunny)
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Faunwood’s Adorable Menagerie of Miniature Ceramic Critters Is Primed for Adventure
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AV cable dragon i drew a few months ago
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Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock
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Tornadic Beast in pink and orange!
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