lesbomacdennis

[lesbomacdennis]

teenagers on the internet are ruthless im only 25 but im treated as if im 90. i was like 15 when smol bean started being a thing. i saw the rise and fall of brendon urie in real time. i was there for superwholock tumblr. in 2015 i wasnt even a small child with unrestricted internet i was a LEGAL ADULT (18) that watched phan compilations. no but it is actually so embarrassing especially on twitter. some of my mutuals are 14 which i dont mind coz i dont post anything nsfw or age restricted but god... i work a job, i have a college degree, im planning to propose to my partner. i go on twitter and talk to freshmen in highschool about pokemon and beyblade in my free time. this is why i will never understand why teens r so defensive abt their age online. like bro i ENVY you. you are SO YOUNG and full of whimsical joy. im a 25 year old scumbag who daydreams about fictional gay men... when you're 15 its cute when you're in your mid twenties its just sad

#this is about me and me only #it is not embarrassing to still engage in fandom #when you are an adult #but it kills me how defensive teenagers are when they see minors dni #i would be so giddy if it applied to me #like aww you think im so juvenile im not allowed to see this content #teens are so fun to talk to but they are so intimidating #why arent they cringe anymore #i see 15 year olds post web weaving and character analysis #while im 25 and on the clock tweeting kyaaah fujoshi macdennis teehee #WHEN I WAS 15 I WAS CALLING PATRICK STUMP MY BABY #WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO SMART NOW

[lesbomacdennis]

the reason why i am so insistent on macdennis being the lesbian couple ever is because of how much they remind me of my relationship. the situationship lingered for a good 8 years before we officially got together. whenever i watch iasip with my partner, we always point out how much mac/dennis reminds us of the other. i am mac, they are dennis... this is probably the reason why i thirst over dennis so much but lets not get into that

#cant believe two old gay men perfectly encapsulate me and my partner so well #even actual sapphic ships cannot capture the feeling of #lesbian pining as well as #macdennis

[lesbomacdennis]

whenever people say mac would listen to phoebe bridgers or taylor swift i get so worked up about it. NO HE WOULDNT. also. he would not watch the barbie movie im sorry. dennis is RIGHT THERE for you to project teenage girlism onto!!

#mac is trashy as hell #hate to break it to you but that man is not cunty #he can be at times #but he is a major loser and wears cargo shorts #OH AND COMBAT BOOTS. the only time he was slightly cunty was in celebrity booze #overall mac is a man in his mid 40s #he is not having teenage girl interests #dennis is also in his mid 40s but its different #coz dennis is so girl

[lesbomacdennis]

i love charden so much i think about them and genuinely smile so hard it hurts!!! charden is so sweetie pie coded. them getting high together, dennis knowing how to calm charlie.. dennis cant ever stay mad at charlie. i am a firm believer in that dennis loves hanging out with charlie the most. he enjoys how non judgemental charlie is!! also. dennis being soft with charlie makes me go so fucking insane. HE CAN BE SO GENTLE SOMETIMES UGHHHH IM SICK. the scene in home makeover where dennis hugs charlie plays on repeat in my mind

#charden #they are so gfs #i do not understand why charden gets shat on so badly #the potential!! #love macden as much as the next guy ofc i do but why are people so afraid to think about any other dynamic #other than macdennis

[lesbomacdennis]

despite the fact that you have zero posts i'm following you immediately because your username is so intriguing. well done, tumblr user lesbomacdennis.

I JUST MADE THIS BLOG HOW. thank u tho i had to!! macdennis is probably the most lesbian gay ship ever <3