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used ublock to delete 90% of features from this site so now i logon and it is simply my posts. and silence

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Straight guy one beer in: I can’t wait to have a wife

Straight guy two beers in: (to slightly effeminate guy friend) c. Cana I pleleaaase get you pregannt

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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

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I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy

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they would find each other in any universe

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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trans people i’m happy you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad you’re here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing your best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I talked to my fb page chat today about buying yuri at the store

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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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maybe it sound pretentious to you cos u be watchin bluey only

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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

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i have been meaning to reach out to you but the window was open and everything seemed so lovely outside so i forgot.. but i still love you give me just a minute

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Hey can you tag sfw please? I only want to see posts about sex.

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