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KITTY in every episode of GHOSTS | Series 1

#en #bbc ghosts #eeg #enart #q

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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

#x

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so sleepy…..

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you know normally when people try to take the piss out of tumblr and screenshot some strange but otherwise mostly benign post it’s a little bit like okay, sure, whatever. but then there’s shit like this that truly leaves me speechless

#this is. insane. #x

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i don’t wanna go to work tomorrow. just remembered i have monday and tuesday off. YAYY. just remembered that they hired so many more people at work and my hours have been basically slashed in half so now i make even less money than before. YUCK.

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this one goes out to @xnumb-little-bugx for leaving the best tags under my art 💕 and also for all the adam/fergus fics. and for being super cool. cheers xxx

#HIIIIIIIII #HI GONGEOUS #i kiss him 😳 #ttoi

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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

#thomas thorne #x

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was on self checkout today and it was pretty slow for a saturday and this lil family came through and there was a baby probably 1-2 years old in the cart that i was waving and smiling at while his parents scanned their groceries and he was the giggliest little baby i’ve ever seen with the biggest smile i’ve ever seen. made my day.

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There's something about old men being in love and acting like pining teenagers that gets me every time. I will read 50 fanfics of the same pairing just to watch them act like idiot high schoolers having their first crush and I will giggle like a school girl every time.

#capulian #THEY MAKE ME GIGGLE!!!!!!!! #x

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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

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now that’s a man I would truly be proud to call my wife

#the captain #x

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'i should draw' 'i should paint' 'i should write fic' 'i should read' 'i should embroider' 'i shou-

*stares at a wall for 8 hours*

#sigh. huge shoutout to executive dysfunction 💪😔 #x

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i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

#i hate discord except for this. they got this right. #x

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What the hell… 😭

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HUMPHREY in not every episode of GHOSTS | Series 1

#en #bbc ghosts #eeg #enart #q

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happy birthday omar!! 🥳

also:

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