sam scored a date with his crush, started drinking during breakfast, trauma dumped, went to work, filed a case about a guy self harming for weeks in exchange for cold hard cash before getting eaten by a weird metal bug or something, told his long term friend who saved his ass from destitution that he would prefer if their relationship were professional from now on, and then discussed committing treason at his government office while being recorded. king.
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RIP i lockpicked my chastity cage again so this time instead she's installing two lil guards next to my penis and one of them can only tell lies
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it's getting serious i'm looking up mount royal's funeral service diploma for the first time in years
being in my girlfailure era and listening to wooden overcoats is reigniting my deep seated desire to abandon the theatre and be a mortitian
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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)
Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).
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Deflates her with scritches
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every pylon - a temple
taken july 14th, 2023
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been wearing a lot of blue lately
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JENNIFER COOLIDGE & JENNIFER TILLY
The 14th Annual GLAAD Media Awards – Los Angeles – April 26, 2003
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girls
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agatha and miss scruple
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being in my girlfailure era and listening to wooden overcoats is reigniting my deep seated desire to abandon the theatre and be a mortitian
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i cried
HER FRIENDS STOOD EITHER SIDE
HER !!! FRIENDS !!! STOOD EITHER SIDE
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