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"Memories are nice, but that’s all they are."

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fantasy game developer: oh this game is coming along great, but you know what it really needs? giant spiders. we have to meet the giant spider quota that is imposed on all fantasy game developers or else we won't be able to sell our game in stores. get working on it

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throwback thursday omg I look soo different

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Peanuts

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41 Delicious Vegan Thanksgiving Recipes 

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You get the dog, but I keep the house.

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City Hunter

Jackie Chan cross-dresses as Chun Li

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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Jeanmarco Week - Day 1: Insecurity

Some pillow talk, and Jean is a dweeb.

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omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

you got poland lookin nice

Namibia workin it

Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

Haiti fuckin rockin it

Great Britain got damn

Switzerland hell yeah

and then

….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

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A L C H E M I S T

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