The gays in the local scene always call me mr.new york city because i would always come into the bar with a pizza slice in 1 hand an a coney island style hotdog in my other 1 hand & i would squeeze my arms together to hold a largw cocola & hopefully not spill it (yes i used a long straw to drink it..) usually i would go home right when i finish my snack but 1 time i let a drunk twunk bust on me in the bathroom cuz i liked his devil may care attitude.Hes long dead now & i miss him honestly i just wish i learnt his name so i could have 1 last hot dog in his honor before they run out and shit since they going to be replacing them with BugDogs made out of crickets & roaches smashed into a puddy since that seems to be the way sjws are taking this fcking crazy planet,making us eat dogs made of bugs for no reason other then made up bull shit to make us live in fear? Of what?
no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you
@apples-of-apples this is another of my first eocs from around 2020. I initially had his class as ninja, but remade him as a buccaneer since i felt like that class worked better for my party composition. as a result, his design still has a couple ninja-ish elements.
At first, Winter was exploring a mysterious floating island with only an acquaintance of his. When Alys's boat ran aground on the island one night and she (along with her two other passengers) helped the pair fend off a monster, they all decided it might be a good idea to explore together. There's safety in numbers, after all. It's rare for Winter to make a social blunder considering how exceedingly polite he is. While he's quite perceptive most of the time, he is fond of cracking jokes and often does so in inopportune moments, but he's the kind of person who uses humor to deal with grief. And he's grieving a lot.