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dropping out to pursue a career in naptime
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using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions
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getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight
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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently
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Girl I love you 🥺
[Carrd 🃏]
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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“these paper straws are biodegradable 🥰” bestie i know, they are biodegrading in my mouth
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I forgive myself
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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies
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hey reminder to continue boycotting eurovision and instead turn your eyes on gaza where the last media outlet al jazeera has just been shut down so that Israel can launch its attack on the most densely populated area in the world without scrutiny. Dont stop talking about Palestine
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“whoa do you see what they’re wearing at the met gala-”
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i need her surviving and thriving on it
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