Terrible First Meeting Starters
For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!
âWh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!â
âYou almost killed me, so no, itâs not nice to meet you.â
âOh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?â
âI wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didnât survive.â
âGet out of my way before I move you myself.â
âPlease, let me out of here!â
âYouâre staring like youâve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.â
âHey. Pretend you were waiting for me. Youâre being followed.â
âYou donât know me, but something terrible is going to happen.â
âYouâre in the wrong place at the wrong time.â
âPlease, someone help!â
âYou shouldnât be out here all by yourself this late at night.â
âStop shining that flashlight on me! Iâm not a damn ghost!â
âIâm sorry if I hurt you.â
âShh, donât scream! Iâm not trying to attack you!â
âIâve never seen anything like you before.â
âStand right there and donât get any closer!â
âNow that youâve seen this, I canât let you leave and just tell anyone.â
âUgh, my head. What happened to us?â
âIs there a reason youâve been following me for an hour?â
âIf you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.â
âHoly shit. What have you done?!â
âIs that blood? Is that YOUR blood?â
âDonât panic, I can explain!â
âI promise you, this isnât what it looks like.â
âI wonât hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.â
âWho are you? Where are you taking me?!â
âThis is for your own safety. Iâll explain later.â
âWhat the hell was that thing back there?!â
âThereâs something wrong with me. I need your help!â
âPlease, someone, thereâs been an emergency!â
âYou canât leave. Youâre a witness and now youâve involved.â
âIâm being hunted, and now theyâve seen you too.â
âIf you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.â
âShh! Hide here, and donât move a muscle.â
âCan I walk with you? I think Iâm being followed.â
âIâm so sorry. I donât like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.â
âFuck off, this is private property!â
âIâve seen some weird shit, but youâre something else.â
âOh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?â
âDonât look at me like that, with those eyes.â
âThat isnât your blood. What did you do?â
âI promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!â
âCome with me. I want to show you something.â
âYouâre not going to eat me, are you?â
âYou should never have approached me. You donât know who youâre dealing with.â
âGo away, Iâm not looking for a conversation.â
âYou donât just follow people to their homes! Iâm calling the police.â
âPlease, Iâll do anything, just untie me!â
âIâm sorry if I scared you.â
âI had to tie you up. You didnât leave me any other choice.â
âI donât even know you. What do you mean, IÂ âhaveâ to go with you?â
âWe almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.â
âLet go of me!â
âIâm hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.â
âYou have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!â
âIâm not leaving until you tell me why youâve been following me!â
âSeeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. Itâs [name].â
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I am just now finding out that Zootopia 2 is in the works! Itâs been quite a while since the first one and I honestly gave up on the idea of a sequel. But I guess I gave up too easy. Iâm happy to hear that thereâs a sequel on the way. Iâm interested in what the sequel would be about. Also curious if Mr. Lionheart will be in the sequel. Maybe in a redemption arc of some sort but thatâs just my personal opinion. In the meantime, Iâll try to be more active and get back into the gist of things. :)
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đ (Mr. Hyunh - Main Verse)
đ a terrible flirt
Leodore couldn't believe his ears. He turned his head away as he lifted his arms and crossed them against his chest. "I, Leodore Lionheart, a terrible flirt...?!" He scowled at the thought. "I will have you know, I am what the kids nowadays call a "Rizz... God" whatever that means." He responded nonchalantly.
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Criticising Meme
Send a symbol for your muse to tell mine that they're:
đ¨ lazy
đ immature
đ a chicken
đ too slow
đ untrustworthy
đ stubborn
đ forgetful
đŠ vain
đľ bad-tempered
đ too pessimistic
đ egotistical
đĽ too volatile
âď¸ cold-hearted
đ§ miserable
đ a goody two-shoes
đ a terrible flirt
đ¤ greedy
đ° a cry-baby
đ¤ too aggressive
đŞ a showoff
đ rude
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Random Zootopia Starters, Part 1
⢠âNice costume, loser!â
⢠âWhat are you gonna do? Kill me?â
⢠âWhat are you talking about?! My shop â it was just robbed!â
⢠âWell, Iâve been thinking⌠It would be nice to have a partner.â
⢠âYou ARE stepping on my tail, though. Off, off, off!â
⢠âWe reserve the right to refuse service to ANYONE. So beat it.â
⢠âLife isnât some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and your insipid dreams magically come true!â
⢠âThey offered me what I couldnât refuse: money!â
⢠âYou know what I think is weird? Clothes on animals!â
⢠âYou wasted the day on purpose!â
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The lion was in the middle of making his coffee when he heard the other stammering. He turned to look at them with a concerned look on his face. âAre you alright?â He asked in a worried voice. âAlright... I uhhh... appreciate your thoughtfulness.â He stated, confused as he went back to making his coffee.Â
What had the panda so worked up? Did something happen while he was taking a shower? They looked quite flustered. The lion shook his head and chose to ignore it upon finishing making his coffee. âPlan to do... you know...? What are you talking about? Iâm sorry but I donât think I understand what youâre saying.â He responded with a puzzled look on his face.Â
âThe moment passed and I didnât catch on yetâ? The feline repeated the words over and over again in his head trying to figure out what the panda was talking about. âOh, alright...â He said in a weak voice. âMiso ramen? But isnât that Japanese?â Just what was going on? He had never seen him act this way before. âBy the way, you can use the towel behind the-â Was all he could say before he was cut off by the other running up the stairs. âDoor... What was that all about?â
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   Panda was intently focused on creating spreadsheetsâinputting all of the needed information and filing reports for anything that seemed off.
   Suddenly being piled with more work due to his reliability to get it done before the day was over... proved to not be best. However, it should pay off; plus he got to work with-
   A short gasp was given as arms went around his waist before a bashful smile spread across his faceâa pink blush coating his white fur.
   [ âYouâd...really be willing to take on more work to help me? Youâre too sweet Leodore.â ] Panda gushedâreturning the kiss given to Leodoreâs nose.
   [ âI got the spreadsheets handled, but could you help me with the reports to be made?â ] Panda asked before handing the lion a moderately sized list.
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As he felt the ursine lean against his side, he reciprocated the gesture and leaned his head against the otherâs. He could feel their warmth embracing him, allowing a small smile to form on his face. However, the smile quickly faded. He didnât deserve this. He didnât deserve... him. He knows the sadness his partner is going through yet thereâs nothing he could do about it. But what could he do? As much as he wanted to make him happy, he just couldnât. This was something he had never thought about until now. This was a life changing situation that he just wasnât ready for.Â
Leodore was still even as he felt Yiangs lips on his cheeks. As they spoke, he could hear the sadness in their voice. Each word felt like a spear impaling him. Words that were meant to reassure him made him feel even worse. Why was he overthinking this? They werenât even married. Much less engaged. So why? Why did his heart ache like so? He didnât even notice that the bear had stopped talking until he felt them lean on him once more. âI... uhhh... yes. Thank you.â
Continued from here. @the-rodent-gentleman
The lion placed a paw on the bearâs paw that was rubbing his thigh. Holding it within his own paw, he gave it a small gentle squeeze. âIâm sorry to hear that sweetheart...â Was all he could respond with. He remembered the happiness that filled the otherâs voice when they were with his niece and nephews. Maybe it was time for him to start thinking about it. After all, it wasnât as though he was getting younger.Â
But a part of him felt that he wasnât ready. Just talking about the subject made him feel uneasy and restless. But when will he be ready? Will he ever be ready? âI understand how you feel. I could see it in your face every time youâre with them. The joy, the laughter. But... Iâm just not ready. Itâs a big decision that requires a lot of thinking. Iâm not against adopting a child but I would prefer if it weâre actually related to one of us. And on that note, surrogates are so hard to find these days. And when you do find one, they cost a fortune.â Leodore explained as he rubbed the back of the otherâs paw.
âI know weâre getting old but I donât think weâre at a point where we should rush ourselves about this.âÂ
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Leodore waved behind him as he went up the stairs towards the bathroom. As he was showering, he could hear the other yelling which was most likely towards him but his voice was too muffled for him to understand what they were saying. As he headed back down the stairs, he continued to dry himself off with a towel wrapped around his neck. âDid you say something? Iâm sorry, I didn't quite catch what you were trying to say.â He asked in a confused voice.Â
The lion was now dressed in his winter pyjamas consisting of a plain oversized black shirt and grey sweatpants. He quickly noticed that there was no longer a mess, his eyes widening. âThere was no need for you to clean up after my mess! Iâm so sorry.â The lion said in an apologetic tone. How could he allow a guest to tidy after him? âIf youâd like to take a shower as well, please feel free. Iâve already laid out some clothes that I think would fit you out in the guest bedroom. Iâll go ahead and order the food now so itâll be here by the time your finished. What would you like to have for dinner? Itâs on me.â The feline asked as he made his way towards the kitchen to make himself a cup of coffee.Â
@leodorelionheart cont from X
   Panda was intently focused on creating spreadsheetsâinputting all of the needed information and filing reports for anything that seemed off.
   Suddenly being piled with more work due to his reliability to get it done before the day was over... proved to not be best. However, it should pay off; plus he got to work with-
   A short gasp was given as arms went around his waist before a bashful smile spread across his faceâa pink blush coating his white fur.
   [ âYouâd...really be willing to take on more work to help me? Youâre too sweet Leodore.â ] Panda gushedâreturning the kiss given to Leodoreâs nose.
   [ âI got the spreadsheets handled, but could you help me with the reports to be made?â ] Panda asked before handing the lion a moderately sized list.
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Continued from here. @the-rodent-gentleman
The lion placed a paw on the bearâs paw that was rubbing his thigh. Holding it within his own paw, he gave it a small gentle squeeze. âIâm sorry to hear that sweetheart...â Was all he could respond with. He remembered the happiness that filled the otherâs voice when they were with his niece and nephews. Maybe it was time for him to start thinking about it. After all, it wasnât as though he was getting younger.Â
But a part of him felt that he wasnât ready. Just talking about the subject made him feel uneasy and restless. But when will he be ready? Will he ever be ready? âI understand how you feel. I could see it in your face every time youâre with them. The joy, the laughter. But... Iâm just not ready. Itâs a big decision that requires a lot of thinking. Iâm not against adopting a child but I would prefer if it weâre actually related to one of us. And on that note, surrogates are so hard to find these days. And when you do find one, they cost a fortune.â Leodore explained as he rubbed the back of the otherâs paw.
âI know weâre getting old but I donât think weâre at a point where we should rush ourselves about this.âÂ
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"Have you considered children, Leo?" (Mr. Hyunh - Anthro verse)
"Children...? To be honest, I have not. I don't think I've ever even thought about having children until you mentioned them."
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The lion stared at the panda with an embarrassed look on his face. âI uhhh... forgot. My apologies.â He responded with a weak laugh. In an attempt to hide his embarrassment he quickly turned himself away in the direction of the kitchen.Â
âI guess you can say that. But it was a mess that could have been avoided had I gone to sleep instead of staying up and binge watching the entire âBiby Fluorite Eyeâs Songâ anime.â The lion stated with a small sigh as he began walking towards the kitchen. âAlthough, if you ask me, it was definitely worth it. I couldnât resist clicking the next episode button until I reached the end.â
As he reached the kitchen counter, he reached out and grabbed the kettle, lifting its top portion towards the sink. Turning on the tap, he filled the kettle to its maximum capacity and placed it back on top of its bottom portion. Pulling down the switch, the kettle lit up and began heating the water.Â
Once that was done, he began to head towards the stairs. âWell, I enjoy drinking coffee after taking a shower and I thought you might want a warm drink as well since it was quite cold outside. Anyway, Iâm off to take a shower. Please, make yourself at home.â
@leodorelionheart cont from X
   Panda was intently focused on creating spreadsheetsâinputting all of the needed information and filing reports for anything that seemed off.
   Suddenly being piled with more work due to his reliability to get it done before the day was over... proved to not be best. However, it should pay off; plus he got to work with-
   A short gasp was given as arms went around his waist before a bashful smile spread across his faceâa pink blush coating his white fur.
   [ âYouâd...really be willing to take on more work to help me? Youâre too sweet Leodore.â ] Panda gushedâreturning the kiss given to Leodoreâs nose.
   [ âI got the spreadsheets handled, but could you help me with the reports to be made?â ] Panda asked before handing the lion a moderately sized list.
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// minstrel-mouse is here to see you.
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// fiery-ambitions is here to see you.
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Turning the knob, he slowly swung the door inward revealing the darkness that filled his home. He quickly stepped in first and cleared his throat. âOkay Guugle, Iâm home.â He spoke in a loud clear voice. In a split second, the house came to life. Light flooded the darkness and revealed the interior of the building. âWelcome home Leodore.â A robotic voice responded from the living room.Â
While the house may look a bit dated from the outside, inside, it was quite new. The lion had recently renovated the entire house to a more modern and simplistic look. There was quite a lot of space with very minimal furniture along with a moderate technological touch. âPlease leave your shoes here.â He instructed as he removed his own loafers and neatly set them aside. He then removed his coat put it away in the hallway closet.Â
Once that was done, he turned to look back at the panda. âI do apologize for the mess. I left in quite a hurry this morning. You can hang your coat in the closet.â He said with a smile. âIâll go heat us up some water.âÂ
@leodorelionheart cont from X
   Panda was intently focused on creating spreadsheetsâinputting all of the needed information and filing reports for anything that seemed off.
   Suddenly being piled with more work due to his reliability to get it done before the day was over... proved to not be best. However, it should pay off; plus he got to work with-
   A short gasp was given as arms went around his waist before a bashful smile spread across his faceâa pink blush coating his white fur.
   [ âYouâd...really be willing to take on more work to help me? Youâre too sweet Leodore.â ] Panda gushedâreturning the kiss given to Leodoreâs nose.
   [ âI got the spreadsheets handled, but could you help me with the reports to be made?â ] Panda asked before handing the lion a moderately sized list.
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There was a pause before the lion responded. âItâs not that it isnât normal to be gay in Zootopia. There has actually been an increase of same-sex relationships/marriages after the law was passed which allowed for same-sex marriage.â He responded matter-of-factly. âAlthough, most of these same-sex marriage and relationship cases usually occurred between mammals of the same species. Itâs quite rare to see something like what we have.âÂ
Before continuing, the feline looked down at the bear and gave them a smile. âOn that note, Iâm hoping we could be a role model that could help... not encourage but rather help those who are in the same situation as us be comfortable with their relationships. As mayor, it is my duty to ensure that every mammal in the city is safe and happy no matter what position/situation they are in.â He said as he turned away to look up at the night sky. âI know Iâm asking for a lot but... with you... I just feel like it would all work out in the end.âÂ
As they neared the front door of his house, he began to feel around in his pockets for his keys. However, his body froze as he felt the others lips on his, a slight blush covering his cheeks. âI-Iâm happy to hear that. I cannot wait to meet your brothers.â He replied as he pulled out his keys.Â
Leodore let out a chuckle. âIs that so? Well, I wouldnât call it a complete lie. Iâm pretty sure youâre more attuned with nature more than most mammals in the city.â He spoke as he put the key in the lock. âYou sure do like breaking stereotypes donât you?â Turning the key, an audible lock could be heard. He placed a paw on the doorknob and looked back at the panda. âWell then, shall we?â
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   Panda was intently focused on creating spreadsheetsâinputting all of the needed information and filing reports for anything that seemed off.
   Suddenly being piled with more work due to his reliability to get it done before the day was over... proved to not be best. However, it should pay off; plus he got to work with-
   A short gasp was given as arms went around his waist before a bashful smile spread across his faceâa pink blush coating his white fur.
   [ âYouâd...really be willing to take on more work to help me? Youâre too sweet Leodore.â ] Panda gushedâreturning the kiss given to Leodoreâs nose.
   [ âI got the spreadsheets handled, but could you help me with the reports to be made?â ] Panda asked before handing the lion a moderately sized list.
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âHmmm... I guess itâs only natural that you and I have different definitions of... posh luxury.â Leodore responded as his brain continued to process the mountain of information that the other had dumped on him. âAlthough, correct me if Iâm wrong but, since weâre officially together and all, wouldnât this be ours...?â The lion asked with a sheepish smile.Â
A small sigh of relief escaped the felines jaw. âThat certainly puts me at ease. Not having to worry about being an apex predator and all.â He stated with a small chuckle as he gave the otherâs paw a gentle squeeze. âI guess you just have that charm that attracts apex predators. I-In a good kind of way...!â
âI envy that about you. Being attuned to nature is a wonderful thing. I on the other hand wouldnât be able to survive a day without technology. If I weâre put back into the wild, I think Iâd more likely be a prey rather than a predator.â A small nervous laughter accompanying his words.Â
The lion let out a small laugh before speaking. âA magic jean jacket that granted you cool wishes? Very hard to believe. But in this city, I believe anything is possible. I mean, look at us! A lion and a panda dating? Not to mention both of us being male. Who would have ever foreseen something like this happening? I certainly wouldn't have but here we are. And itâs the best thing thatâs ever happened to me.â
âI canât wait to visit this cave and meet the other two bears. Iâm sure it would be a good time!â
@leodorelionheart cont from X
   Panda was intently focused on creating spreadsheetsâinputting all of the needed information and filing reports for anything that seemed off.
   Suddenly being piled with more work due to his reliability to get it done before the day was over... proved to not be best. However, it should pay off; plus he got to work with-
   A short gasp was given as arms went around his waist before a bashful smile spread across his faceâa pink blush coating his white fur.
   [ âYouâd...really be willing to take on more work to help me? Youâre too sweet Leodore.â ] Panda gushedâreturning the kiss given to Leodoreâs nose.
   [ âI got the spreadsheets handled, but could you help me with the reports to be made?â ] Panda asked before handing the lion a moderately sized list.
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The pandas reaction nearly brought a tear to the lionâs eye. It was a reaction so pure and innocent he felt as though his heart wouldnât be able to take it. âIs this your first time seeing a two story house? I mean, it is quite rare. I believe there are only a few of them in the city. I got lucky and was able to purchase this one which was the last on that was available.â Leodore explained.
It made him jump a little when the bear finally spoke. âAmazing? I wouldnât call it that. Itâs just your average suburban home which happens to have two stories. It really isnât anything special. Now, if it were a mansion, that would be a whole different case. THAT would be amazing.â He replied with a soft chuckle. âUnfortunately, being a mayor doesnât pay as much as mammals think it does.â
âNervous? Me? Never. What reason would I have to be nervous? If anything, I feel totally calm. Having you by my side eases all the stress of the day and makes me feel relaxed and content. Youâre like ummm... a stressball! But you know, youâre not ummm... a ball... Youâre a panda...â The lion said with a nervous laugh.
âIâm bad at making comparisons but you get the deal.â
@leodorelionheart cont from X
   Panda was intently focused on creating spreadsheetsâinputting all of the needed information and filing reports for anything that seemed off.
   Suddenly being piled with more work due to his reliability to get it done before the day was over... proved to not be best. However, it should pay off; plus he got to work with-
   A short gasp was given as arms went around his waist before a bashful smile spread across his faceâa pink blush coating his white fur.
   [ âYouâd...really be willing to take on more work to help me? Youâre too sweet Leodore.â ] Panda gushedâreturning the kiss given to Leodoreâs nose.
   [ âI got the spreadsheets handled, but could you help me with the reports to be made?â ] Panda asked before handing the lion a moderately sized list.
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