my scapegoat is eating your straw man
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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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i have things to say and fortunately for all of us i will not be saying them
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apologizing to guests at my son's brutalist themed birthday party because the cake is a concrete block
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here’s an ask game that’s also a cry for help: hit shuffle on your “on repeat” playlist and tell me what you get so i can listen to it and tell you what i think of it and maybe add it to my library
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The answer to your problems is self-discipline
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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil
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College friendship is sending one of your friends who's graduating soon a giant list of monster theory and gothic horror academic reading recs so they can download as many PDFs as possible before they lose their university database access
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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what do you mean I can't crawl in between the slats of your ribs and sleep soundly to the beat of your heart? do you even love me?
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miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire
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tumblr you are never going to make me download monopoly go no matter how many times i barely caress the ad & you catapult my dumb ass to the app store
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