I don’t remember this episode of Orange is the New Black
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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
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Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day
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Fort Worth Star-Telegram / Tuesday August 22, 2000
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I can hear the kids next door yelling “puppy power!” at each other and I cannot believe I am being forced to live this close to Scrappy Doo sympathisers
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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
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Cry me a fucking river
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how is april about to end so fast it literally started 2 seconds ago
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when you have the same password for everything, but have to switch it up as required by certain websites and their different password parameters, so you have to figure out if your password is apple1 or Apple1 or apple123 and then you get locked out for too many attempts because the password you were looking for was Apple123
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Someone: it's too hot
Me, internally: everyone has forgotten, but I haven't. I haven't forgotten uptown funk. I can't hear those words without getting an unexplainable urge to say 'hot damn.' Maybe nobody forgot. Maybe we all think this. I feel like we need to talk about the influence this song had on all of us.
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