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did i ever post here about how i put a live lobster into my family's christmas gift exchange last year

#like. a real ass live lobster #shit was ASTRONOMICALLY funny #not to pat myself on the back but most of the family was like 'yeah the exchange woulda sucked this year if not for that so thanks'

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

#dude sounds like baelish

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D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

#THE MERCER EFFECT IS REAL AND IT IS RUINING D&D #unironically the single worst thing for the hobby was for a bunch of PROFESSIONAL ACTORS being the ones to make it popular #in case you cant tell i have a lot to say about d&d as a content creation medium

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sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

#i should cave your head in with a Large Rock

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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

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alright, making this my own poll since the last rb poll had objectively awful wording to get its point across,

#i'll play games w piss gameplay if the narrative is exceptionally good #BUT i play way more story-lite story-free or story-bad games because the gameplay is plain ol good

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#unironically based and lunch-pilled

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not me becoming a Professional Wrestling Autistic after 15 years of paying 0 attention to the sport

#roman reigns i love you

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ok so i love calling w my friends and have friends i call randomly just to end up chatting for 3 hours and i am genuinely curious bcs i see it online a lot that people need a 3 week written notice and that the stars have to align or they wont want to call with people so...

no results button cuz u have to CHOOSE this is a POLL

feel free to reblog & lmk more nuanced thoughts...etc...

#if you call me you cause me psycological damage akin to watching someone die

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I don’t have anyone to send this to so I’m posting it here bc it made me laugh so hard I don’t want to lose it when twitter dies

#why is her rodent vagina hanging out vibes

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fingers in his ass sunday

#KANYE WEST HE LIKES

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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

#the entry on liches is basically the same but like. insanely overdramatic

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overwatch comms banned for "boutta call you ronald reagan the way im blaming you for how AIDS this match was"

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economy so fucked up Minos started charging the Minotaur rent

#daedalus chips in cuz he feels bad

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when the character i create to be put through The Horrors goes through The Horrors (that i put them through)

#August Tremaine im so sorry

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We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

#WHY DOESNT ANYONE RECOGNIZE BAIT ANYMORE

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LMFAO

#the day i say 'i should learn tekken' #is the day the 'too far gone' failsafe bomb embedded in my skull auto-detonates