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Me when there is no new Riordanverse books:Uh,i should probably start a new book serie...aww whats this book

Me:Oh,Percy Jackson Again...

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Me When I see a Blue Cookie: OH NO IM CURSED

Percy Comes Out from Kitchen: POSEIDON BLESSED YOU!!

Me:I just saw Percy Jackson,probably someone poisoned me...

Percy:How rude...

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Our history teacher:So everyone who is the MOST powerful demigod at greek mythology?

Me:PERCY JACKSON

Teacher:Who?!we are not talking about Michael Jackson

Me:

Me:

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WHY people HATES toa:

Because it doesnt have PERCY!

Why the Fuck Zeus is not helping Apollo They all will overthrowed so... all of the gods are fool

Meg is kinda.... little?

(Guys dont worry I love Toa)

Because Apollo has NO POWERS

Because they are not real fan of riordan universe

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So guys,WHY villians are soo... I mean fool? 1 of them tells ALL of his plans, 1 of them trying to make them torture ,1 of them is not killing someone that is 1 person and can do NOTHING (I mean Mr.Poe in Series of Unfortunate Events)

So,look at cronus,He DIDNT change his body to his titan body if he done that Percy would be RIP.But he stayed in Lukes body because of RUINING Olympus so..

This is most foolishness i ever seen nearly (1 is Dogs) HE COULD JUST CHANGE HIS BODY AND FUCK EVERYONE

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Rick:we are gonna have a-

Me:NEW PERCY JACKSON MOVIE

Rick:No,even better

Me:Percy Jackson MOVIE WITH REAL CAST AGE

Rick:A TV SHOW WITH REAL CAST AGE!!!!!!!

Me:OMG

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Features That must be added to Disney+ serie of Percy Jackson:

They must add Dyslexia and ADHD for demigods

They must add the emotions of percy and annabeth good

THEY HAVE TO ADD YOURE DROLLING WHEN YOU SLEEP

They MUST use unknown actors

They need to make Aphrodite look different to everyone

They must make THE BEST UNDERWATER KISS EVER!!!

They must add charecters like;Silena Beckandorf,Tyson,and Stolls

Enought for today

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Everyone:HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICO!

Nico:oh,thanks

Piper:Gift time!

Nico:

Jason:I bough you a skeleton sculpture!

Percy:yo I have bunny costume for you!!

Nico:Umm... its not kinda... my... type I mean thanks but-

Percy:oh okay let me add it to thINGS THATS NOT NICOS TYPE

Nico:wait I-

Percy:OKAY I UNDERSTAND

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New Percy Jackson Disney Plus series:

Me:OMG FINALLY!!

My friend:What is Percy Jackson tho?

Me:

Me:*Searching wikipedia for greek mythology basics for him*

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Percy:Hey Posei-

Poseidon:Dew it!

Percy:Do what?

Poseidon:DEW IT

Percy:DO WHAT

Poseidon:GIVE ME THE PRECIOUS

Percy:Annabeth?

Poseidon:No

Percy:What then?

Poseidon:a Poseidon sculpture

Percy:

Poseidon:It is the best thing I ever see!

Percy:Is this a quest?

Poseidon:Yep,now... DEW IT

Percy:*throws a trident to his fathers most painful place*I AM ENOUGH OF THIS FRICKING QUESTS

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Fan Boy:haha no one can kill Jason he is th-

AFTER BURNING MAZE:

Fan Boy: omG HE DIED HOW?!

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Nico:Hey Will

Will:Yes Nico?

Nico:I wanted to ask you something...

Will:YES,YES,YES

Nico:Wha-

Will:I WILL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!!

Nico:

Nico:I wass asking would you like to see new Hades Cabin?

Will:

Will:ye-yes o-ofcourse I-I want to s-see it

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~WHEN PERCY IS 12 YEARS OLD~

Percy:Hey,I hate Annabeth

Annabeth:I HATE YOU TOO!!

Grover:yea yea of course you hate Percabeth

Annabeth:What is perCABETH?

Grover:arent you listening aphrodite girls?

Annabeth:

Annabeth:SILENA!!!

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Me:Heey Did you read that book That I recomend?

My Friend:Uhh.. book that has a foolish boy named Perry Johnson?

Me:

Me:

Me:Yess

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Chiron:Heey Percy I know that my father is going to come try to kill you and after that Gaea will return... but i cant tell you sorry

Percy:dam..ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME?

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Who is the Cutest ship in the seven?

Percy:titanic

Annabeth:titanic

Leo:lol of course argo 2

Frank:titanic

Everyone:TITANIC

Aphrodite girls comes out:PERCABETH

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Leo:THE SEVENTH WHEEL POWER!!

Percy:

Nico:

Frank:

Piper:

Jason:

Hazel:

Annabeth:

Percy:THE FIRST WHEEL POWERR!!

Jason:You are not the first wheel I am, I can summon lightnings!

Annabeth:shut up I am the IQ OF THIS SHIP.