legallyspeakingimanartist

[legallyspeakingimanartist]

I have rendered Egg Baby in digital watercolor form.

I have peaked.

My favorite image is complete.

#Art #eggbaby #digitalart #extremelyfineart #GodPersonallyGuidedMyHandOnThisOne

[legallyspeakingimanartist]

It do be like that

#comic #art #theennuitraindontmakestops

[legallyspeakingimanartist]

m u l t i - t r a c k- d r i f t i n g

#art(legallyspeaking) #Thisiswhyidontgotoparties #UnityWebPlayerLevelsOfProperLightingInThisImage #I'mNotCryingI'mJustChoppingOgr--Onions

[legallyspeakingimanartist]

It’s day 44 of isolation, my creativity has returned to the detriment of humanity. Disclaimer: This post represents no bodies (including clown bodies), or interests of any type relating to or held by the author, there is no need to clown on me.

Though I’ll hold to my suggestion of clown cars to reduce pollution.

#comic #art #DownWithClownCensorship #OrAmIDownWithItTho... #godhimselfpersonallysmotemeafterthisone #1stamendmentformimes

[legallyspeakingimanartist]

Isolation has me gradually waking up later and later until I become completely nocturnal.

My class at 11am is.......... uhhhhhh.......... about that................

#comic #art #Gmorninat2pmIguess #HellNoI'mNotDrawingSpiralOvenBurnersI'mNotNearlyBigBrainEnough

[legallyspeakingimanartist]

Shaking my head to the highest regard.

#art #political #ISwearNoOffenseIntended #OhNoIt'sJoeBackAgainAndICan'tSayNoLestISuffer4MoreYearsOfAnOrangeDudebro

[legallyspeakingimanartist]

Still getting used to digital art, made a winter scene because it’s halfway through April and I guess we’re  s t i l l  s n o w i n g  for some reason.

#digitalart #winter #pleasegodwhymoresnow #meinisolation #IRanOutOfRamen2WeeksAgoFcukmigHlep

[legallyspeakingimanartist]

There is a medium establishing shot of a kitchen table. Flight of the Valkyries plays quietly. The camera slow pans until it settles on me, silently weeping in the corner. Flight of the Valkyries swells triumphantly as the camera pans once more, then zooms to a close up of my cat devouring the girthy bowl of granola and mayo I prepared myself for lunch. Credits Roll. There is no bloopers reel. There is no Flight of the Valkyries. There are only the quiet sobs of despair, and a somber, unending scroll of white Times New Roman on a black background.

#first post #onlyonemoreyear #unlessit'stwomoreyears #buthey #animalcrossing'sfinallyout #noswitchtho #yourpc'sbatteryisrunninglow #ohshitnoadapter