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*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

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For those leaving and want to see me elsewhere...

Twitter: https://twitter.com/lazysagedoodles

DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/lazy-sage

Furaffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lazysage/

i haven’t been on this site much in like a year, so I don’t think this is very useful for everyone. but still, just in case

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Since I don’t really ever use Tumblr aside from browsing for porn...

AH, ME SO HORNY, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

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as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit 

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crusty sean he likes, i too, learned how to make the inkling voice, and have used this ability for nothing but evil @gojira-senpai

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I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

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rebecca hazelton is a published writer but can’t even manage to write convincing dialogue for a toddler

truly amazing

#shitthatneverhappenedland

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any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

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Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!

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Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom

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Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology

Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.

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can we please stop reblogging that post about david bowie being a p-dophile because he supposedly slept with an underage groupie

the groupie, lori mattix, said in an interview with thrillist that she lost her virginity to him in 1973 when she was 15. but in an earlier interview with paul trynka, she claimed it happened in october 1972 when she was only 14. she also completely changed the narrative, first saying she snuck into his hotel room and later deciding he approached her at a restaurant. 

also, according to another ex-groupie, she was confirmed in a relationship with jimmy page in the summer of 1972, well before bowie ever toured in california, where she lived.

he was pretty vocal about his stance against p-dophilia as he wrote “shopping for girls” about child trafficking in thailand, threatened to fire his drummer for sending teenage girls to his hotel room, and refused to perform the kiss scene written into the movie labyrinth because jennifer connelly was 14 at the time.

its good to fact check before spreading accusations as serious as this, especially about an activist who campaigned against racism against aboriginal people in australia, openly criticized MTV for not playing music videos by black artists, and, with his wife iman, donated millions of dollars to various human rights organizations in the third world.

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I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

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im about to test the limits of discord nitro