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In case you missed it, months worth of Elon Musk’s personal texts leaked but instead of anything technically scandalous it was all just deeply, deeply embarrassing conversations between various rich old people who have no idea how the world works. All you really need to know is that they at least briefly floated the idea of making everyone pay 0.01 dogecoin per tweet to use twitter and they thought this would “fix free speech.”

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Neil Gaiman ( @neil-gaiman ) in Neil Gaiman Answers Mythology Questions on Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED video

[ Image description: a series of screens from a video of Neil Gaiman sitting and answering the question with subtitles. He says “‘Could I ride Minotaur like a horse?’ No, obviously, you could not. You could ride a Minotaur like a man (…) Unless you could find a Minotaur into sort of pony stuff or you probably have to find a furry minotaur, like, not a furry Minotaur, a Minotaur who was actually a furry, would get into a horse costume and get down and you could ride that one.’ End of image description. ]

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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

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made an outfit out of that post. you know the one. im not sure why. i am never going to wear this again

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Rest in Power Sacheen Littlefeather and may your memory always be a blessing

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how do i sleep at night knowing charles martinet is a classically trained professional voice actor who stayed perfectly in-character during his original audition and performed til they ran out of recording tape and ad-libbed his lines for mtt to be kinder and more encouraging than his original script and treasures his mario voice very dearly and loves performing it and they gave him a bit cameo in a movie about the iconic beloved character he’s voiced for decades in favour of. chris pratt

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Source

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this was pinned up in the student services office

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do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it's morally wrong to name yourself "arson" because it's a crime?

anyway if you're trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?

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This man is my fucking hero

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so tired of people acting like fat men aren't attractive. its scientifically wrong. fat men are a gift to society and i need y'all to start acting like it

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Anyway, no-fault divorce, easy access to birth control, and abortion on demand all serve to make families stronger, healthier, happier, and more robust, because they allow family to be a matter of choice rather than a means of social control and violence.

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I'm just like, talk to me about your complicated gender while I go down on you.

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i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason