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q-lia bunnies!

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls

#depends who im with irl #if im with other creative/outcasty people #im definitely way cooler #but to normally people im not #i usually hide my cool parts irl bc i dont wanna be judged #unless i feel safe #love my cool friends and family that also think im cool #being urself is so cool

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gods most beautiful women have the emptiest bank accounts

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fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

#actual image of me rn #should be working #but so sleepy

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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

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when will ppl realise that i’m not a computer expert i just know how to click on things until i find the problem

#problem solving #reading comprehension #SKILLS!!!

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“ExcUSE me?!”

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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#cats #so cute

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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

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the world's first ethical gaslighter has told you all your failures in life were actually false memories

#i made a tiktok like this #lmaooo #gaslight gatekeep girlboss

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fuck w me

#flat fuck friday #reminds me of my hamster #she is fat yet can get sooo flat

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they’re such dorks but i would hang out w these dorks

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.