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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

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If i’ve ever liked a selfie of yours, please know that was me fondling your ass and cupping your balls. Every reblog was a soft, sensual kiss on the lips while playfully pinching your nipple.

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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I feel like Gnome cum would be really thick and taste like mushrooms.

I'm not interested in this

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my dream is to be as hot and insufferable as possible

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yeah boss i don’t tbink he’s the guy youd want to be quoting on that ☠️

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