lavandulalu

[lavandulalu]

newt: you love me, right?

percy: of course!

newt: even if i did something bad?

percy: of… course

newt: no, i mean like something really, really —

percy: WHAT DID YOU DO

#newt scamander #percival graves #gramander #fantastic beast

[lavandulalu]

NEWT: things could be worse, you know!

PERCIVAL: how?

NEWT: how what?

PERCIVAL: how could they be worse?

NEWT: they couldn’t, I lied.

#newt scamander #percival graves #gramander #fantastic beast

[lavandulalu]

Percival: i know one person who finds me funny!

Seraphina: really? who? and you can't say yourself.

Percival: okay, then I'm out.

#percival graves #seraphina picquery #fantastic beasts

[lavandulalu]

PERCIVAL: why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

PERCIVAL: ask me to kill for you.

NEWT: ...first of all, calm down-

#newt scamander #percival graves #gramander

[lavandulalu]

percival: how innocent are you?

newt: not as innocent as you think.

percival: what starts with "f" and ends with "uck"?

newt: firetruck!

percival: what starts with "p" and ends with "orn"?

newt: popcorn!

percival: holy mother of god-

#gramander #newt scamander #percival graves #fantastic beas

[lavandulalu]

Newt: *has another bad and dangerous idea*

Percival: *waking up in cold sweat* Something is wrong.

[lavandulalu]

Newt: Why do you have a diary?

Percival: To keep secrets from my computer.

[lavandulalu]

Newt: Percy we're pregnant :D

Percival: *spits out fire whiskey coffee* wHAT

Newt: *holding niffler whose pregnant* We're gonna be grandparents :D

Percival: oh??? Mercy Lewis- Newt,,,,

[lavandulalu]

Percival: Newt I'm h-.....what is that?

Newt sitting on couch with massive alligator curled around him: Strawberry Tea want some :D

[lavandulalu]

Newt: Need excitement in your life? Go to the zoo release the animals. Ride out with the hippos!

Percival: Newt you're banned from the zoo remember?

Newt: Even more exciting!

Percival:....Can I pick where we go on a date instead?

[lavandulalu]

Percival: I don’t know how to tell you this, Newt, but you’re in love with me.

Newt: What?.....Mercy Lewis, I am :o

Theseus: What kind of confession did I just witness????

[lavandulalu]

Newt: mail time!

Percival: where’s the mail?

Newt: right here :D

Percival: Newt that’s a puppy.

Newt: yes and they are delivering you kisses

Puppy: *licks Percival cheek*

Percival: *trying not to cry* thanks,,,

[lavandulalu]

holiday gifts! 🎁✨🎄

[lavandulalu]

Percival: I'm asking for your permission to date your brother, Newt.

Theseus: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel!

[lavandulalu]

Newt: It's my birthday :D

Percival: And you know what that means.

Newt: Presents :D

Gellert: Of course~ Special birthday kisses for you.

Newt: From you?

Albus: And me.

Theseus: Me as well..

Percival: Me too.

[lavandulalu]

happy bday newt!!! 🌞

[lavandulalu]

Percival: Let’s have a coffee break. Fifteen.

-15 minutes later-

Percival: I meant fifteen minutes; Newt please don't drink 15 coffees,,,

Newt: *vibrating slightly* You should have said that then!