laughterghoul

[laughterghoul]

whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

[laughterghoul]

"the woke left is turning innocent people into dogs/!!!"

wuhhh, transformed into dogs!?; I wanna be a dogboy I wanna be a dogboy I wanna be a dogboy I w

[laughterghoul]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

[laughterghoul]

website

[laughterghoul]

ithink wearing a faggy outfit and listening to shitty music will solve most if not all of yr problems

[laughterghoul]

[laughterghoul]

[laughterghoul]

A general reminder—periodic cicadas pose no threat to anyone and their plant damage is limited to nipping off the ends of twigs. Please do not hose them with pesticide. They are slow and clumsy and confused and only want to make friends with other cicadas and eventually die of sexual exhaustion.

Yes, the screaming is a lot, but they’ve been extremely quiet neighbors for thirteen years, cut them some slack as they go through the most fraught time of their lives.

[laughterghoul]

Shout-out to the autistics who crave hugs. Shout-out to the autistics whose love language is touch.

And shout-out to the autistics who were denied a timely diagnosis because a misinformed professional thought you were "too affectionate" to be autistic.

You aren't any less autistic because of how you show affection. And you aren't nearly as rare as pop culture and outdated research would imply.

[laughterghoul]

A random old lady walked up to me and asked if I was autistic. I told her I wasn't sure, and she said, "Would you like to be?"

[laughterghoul]

Peanut baby (60s-70s) PNGs.

[laughterghoul]

do i even need to say it?

[laughterghoul]

[laughterghoul]

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

[laughterghoul]

[laughterghoul]

looks up at you with big eyes do i really have to have money to survive or can i be a useless faggot forever

[laughterghoul]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.