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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

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not a day goes by that i dont think about this poor guy

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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okaaayyy horses

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The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

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Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

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Just realized Gilbert Gottfried died on Homestuck day

#gilbert gottfried #homestuck #4/13

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Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing

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LMFAO

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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

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Ok now do NYT columnists

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my design for young peepaw!

check me out on insta @lucigooseart and tiktok @lucigoose_art !