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part of the reason why the whole "men/boys are taught not to cry!!!! its so sad for them!!!!" thing bothers me is because so many women i know went through childhood and young adult life staring into the middle distance in order to be taken seriously as people. its devastating to learn as a child that crying is associated with "femininity" weakness and hysteria and to witness all around you how these farcical patriarchal claims are used to dismiss women's distress. different human emotions being assigned specific genders and "feminine emotions" specifically being belittled and degraded can actually make women recoil from them in order to be treated like a person, isn't that funny

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not exactly inktober but! i will try to draw a quick cat doodle every day of october..... i just think they're neat

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2

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The US military emitted 640 times as much CO2 as Taylor Swift last year

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about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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society could be built on selecting random women to be put in a blender and pulverized monthly and tiktok would be like “how to SLAY the blender look! if you don’t want to get blended you’re just a pick me. getting blended is an act of rebellion in our society. how to dress more blendercore. trans women will never know what it feels like to be worried about getting selected for the blender every month (even though trans women get blended more often than cis women). trans men are traitors because they don’t get selected for the blender anymore (even though they do). actually women are more biologically suited to be blended because our soft frail bodies are easier on the blades and our brains are full of goopy feminine emotions and fluff so there is nothing of value lost when they’re crushed into a chunky red liquid. it is an act of divine femininity to be blended.”

#t

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lmao wat

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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dreamt last night that the ghoul boys posted a video titled "by the way we're both bisexual and we're quitting making videos forever" and it consisted of them sitting on a couch and each saying that word for word and then the video ended

#that would be so fucking funny. #if the did the watcher tv thing but this was what they said instead i would honestly respect it so much #by the way we're both bisexual. give us money. goodbye

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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There are some bad bitches on here but I am too busy with my theories

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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hello, i apologize again and sorry to bother but sudden expenses (phone bills and light bill) got my account to 3 bucks. my cheque should have been here this week but it is still not here and think it’ll be here monday or tuesday instead.

if yall got room in ur finances would appreciate if yall could donate some bucks? this will be for groceries. would appreciate a share. thank you so much. 🌻

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paypal

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The funny part is I think rich people not having children would actually have exponentially more positive effects on the planet

Remembering that Reddit post about how we should do eugenics on bald people.

#tabby speaks

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Remembering that Reddit post about how we should do eugenics on bald people.

#tabby speaks