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#landon #can u stop being so beautiful #christ

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Oh don't you worry.  I'm going to have some choice words for that asshole.

Oh. Well… you should tell them to go away. He’s not single. 

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No we are not fucking broken up.  That's the whole point.  Shane is with me now and apparently some people can't respect that.

…Are you and Shane broken up? 

#chat

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I mean sometimes its too fuckin' late to come back begging for something that isnt yours anymore.

What do you mean? 

#chat #julian no #this is danger

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Not really, no.

You okay, man?

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Don't.

Landon, come on.

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Some people just can't leave well enough alone...

#willowstarter #approach with caution

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Shut up stupid.

Go kiss your blonde girlfriend to warm you up.

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Yeah he's fine, just a little rounder than Shane wants him.

Landon.  I'm not around campus a lot because I hate pretty much everyone.  But nice to meet you.

  Aw, well long as he’s still healthy. Healthy chubby cats are really cute. Pretty much all cats are cute.

I’m Kodiak, don’t think I’ve ever seen you around before.

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He didn't used to be.  Apparently his name was meant to be ironic but then I fed him too much and now he's a little tubby.

  That’s the best goddamn pet name I’ve heard in awhile. Is he chubby? You can call over Sasha then, at least you’ll be able to cuddle one of them.

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I could use that on Sasha but I'm not allowed to feed Fatboy anymore treats.  Shane will get mad at me.

  Aw man, that sucks. You should call the cats over with treats or something, then maybe they’ll stay.

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It's cold as fuck in this flat and my kitties don't want to cuddle.  Fuck today.

#willowstarter

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Wasn't that like everyone though?  Oh wow, I'm sorry mate.  I know how that is though, nearly killed myself a few times because of heroin.  It's crazy ow easily you can get addicted to that stuff and how deep it takes root.  Took me a very long time to get off it.  Hell, I still can't even be around the stuff.  I'm sorry for your loss though.

  We were always the band that ended up causing trouble and breaking shit wherever we went, haha. I definitely recognise the name though, we probably played a show together at some point, haha. Oh, it was uh, a drug overdose. Came a shock to all of us, like we all dabbled in doing coke and stuff but we never realised that he actually became addicted to it.

#chat

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Oh yeah, I've definitely heard that name, we definitely played a few of the same shows.  My band was Cyanide Romance back then.  I think I did hear something about that, I'm not really in the same circle anymore so I don't hear a lot.  What happened?

  Yeah, well… I used to be. I’ve probably heard of you guys then ‘cause my band did the same circuit. Who was your band? We were Cavalier Youth; we did a few big name shows, even managed to get ourselves a slot at Reading & Leeds Fest, but then you might’ve heard about how our vocalist passed away last year. That was the end point for us. That long? Shit. Nice to meet you though, Landon.

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You a musician?  My band back in England toured all over with a few big name groups before I came here.  I've been here, oh man, year and a half now?  I'm Landon.

  Ah, northern lad! Manchester’s a pretty great city, loved playing shows up there. Yeah, got here yesterday. How long you been here for? I should probably introduce myself as well, come to think of it. Name’s Seb.

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Right about Manchester myself. You new here?

  Yeah, I’m from Reading in England. What about you?

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So you're from the UK as well yeah?

  I think that’s the one thing I’m gonna miss most about home— well, that and my family and my dogs and my cats. But mainly Nandos.