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“Ya’ Girl Said She Loves Chili Dogs”: The Story
I asked her for one and she said “Yeah, sure”. I proceeded by telling her to take her shirt off. She looked at me with a confused look on her face. “Uhm, why?” she asked. I then shook my head in a disappointed matter. “You DO know what a chili dog is right?” I replied. She said, “Yeah, a cooked hot dog between a bun topped with chili.” I smirked and giggled. “Oh, I didn’t mean that chili dog, honey.” She raised an eyebrow and waited for my response. “A chili dog is when I tittyfuck you and shit on your chest” I said in a confident, storytelling tone. She paused. After about what seemed to be a moment of careful thought & consideration, she took her shirt off and we both got down to business.
The End.
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You know how to make a girl happy?
Give her the best orgasm alive. Forreals.
Trillest shit ever. If you make ya bitch cum, she’ll do anything for you!
I hate wasting a good outfit.
Like, for example.. When I actually feel like getting dressed or something & be out there super swagga drippin n shit.. I usually end up going to the grocery store & just stuntin’ on some grandmas.
There is so much ass on the internet.. WTF
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quoth the raven nevermore
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Don’t be the shadow, be the dickriding whore everyone remembers.
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.
Fate is so interesting, don’t you think
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DUDE I just lost $50 on gambling
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Tell yo friends about me *mobster voice*
Click ya’ heels 3 times and teleport into Rasheed Wallace’s bald spot.
Im pretty loaded off Moscatto.
& I have to say there is NOTHING worse than those “day-after alcohol dumps”.. Which I feel approaching my anus in about 2 minutes.
Oh shit, uh.. we’re kinda like a big deal.
her ego awakens my inner demon
Love me now, before they all do
It’s big GUWOP B!tch!
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