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[ladyofalba]

Pouts when Blackie doesn’t come to her with bribes of the treats... 

“What do you think of the sweaters and hats?” She isn’t going to go grey over this. 

Sneaks into Ludwigs house and is 100% putting cute knit dog clothes on them, especially Borage. Best sneaky gift she has ever gifted to someone. Cute dog hat on everyone and the large dogs with super short hair have sweaters on. Borage though long haired has not escaped the sweater and wearing a matching bumble bee sweater and hat.

Borage tolerates the hat far better than Ludwig would have expected, and Blackie was spared simply because he was with Ludwig.

“Iona...... Must you do this to my dogs?”

#paperworkanddogs

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I will cuddle you but I might not feed you chocolate by hand. 

I need love and comfort, my girlfriend and I broke up. Also, I need someone to hand feed me chocolates

#apres-moi-ledeluge

[ladyofalba]

I’m disappearing for a little while to Scotland to hopefully join a herd/fold of highland cows, so sorry if I’m even slower than normal at replying to messages.

(Also temporarily closing my shop till I get back.)

[ladyofalba]

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[ladyofalba]

Moves over and tries bribing Blackie with a treat in exchange for letting her put on the hat and cute sweater. 

“I know but wouldn’t they like to be warm when is snows?” 

Sneaks into Ludwigs house and is 100% putting cute knit dog clothes on them, especially Borage. Best sneaky gift she has ever gifted to someone. Cute dog hat on everyone and the large dogs with super short hair have sweaters on. Borage though long haired has not escaped the sweater and wearing a matching bumble bee sweater and hat.

Borage tolerates the hat far better than Ludwig would have expected, and Blackie was spared simply because he was with Ludwig.

“Iona...... Must you do this to my dogs?”

#paperworkanddogs

[ladyofalba]

spooky scary haunted starters … sentence starters

“Did you call me?”

“Was that a scream?”

“Did you close that door?”

“It just turned on by itself!”

“I just saw that shadow move!”

“That was definitely not the wind.”

“It sounds like someone’s in here.”

“Is that… is that a face over there?”

“I heard breathing, right in my ear!”

“Ow! Something just scratched me!”

“I swear, I’m not joking, I saw it move!”

“Does it smell like perfume/cologne to you?”

“It’s not faulty wiring, something turned it off!”

“I didn’t slam the door. I thought that was you.”

“It feels creepy in here. Can we leave, please?”

“The lights are flickering… that’s not a good sign.”

“I could’ve sworn I heard someone talking in here.”

“There’s something standing at the foot of my bed…”

“There’s no one in here. You’re just imagining things.“

“But, there’s no one else here… who’s walking upstairs?”

“Listen, you might not believe me, but I know what I saw.”

“Wait, I thought you came home earlier. I heard your voice.”

“Haha, spooky message on the mirror, very funny. You wrote it, right?”

“It was your bright idea to use a spirit board, and now look what’s happening!”

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“Yes… I must!” snuggles Borage, before setting him down and 100% has a cute hat and functional sweater for Blackie which is sitting on the sofas arm.

“They’re function too, they’ll keep them nice and warm in winter and fall!” 

Sneaks into Ludwigs house and is 100% putting cute knit dog clothes on them, especially Borage. Best sneaky gift she has ever gifted to someone. Cute dog hat on everyone and the large dogs with super short hair have sweaters on. Borage though long haired has not escaped the sweater and wearing a matching bumble bee sweater and hat.

Borage tolerates the hat far better than Ludwig would have expected, and Blackie was spared simply because he was with Ludwig.

“Iona...... Must you do this to my dogs?”

#paperworkanddogs

[ladyofalba]

“Do you not ever get snow?” This part of winter is beautiful in her mind. Sure there are down sides of winter but it has its upsides too, like not being blistering hot like summer is. She would much rather crawl under a pile of blankets then suffer from over heating. 

“So tell me,” João began, a hand on his coffee cup. “Why, or a better question is how do some people actually enjoy the winter? It’s cold and dreary and… Cold. Even the sunlight is cold.”

#signatus-iberia #hope you don't mind me replying

[ladyofalba]

“In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower

[ladyofalba]

OOC: Trying to come back. Anyone wants to rp lmk. 

#outofscotch

[ladyofalba]

I’m in the middle of moving I hope to be back here if you want to contact me I have discord to chat. 

#outofscotch

[ladyofalba]

Sorry, I haven’t been on, I’m not dead I have either been being drowned by outside weather(it is happening again) and suffering from sad or other stressful emotional crap this year so far. This year has been the following...  

#outofscotch

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The issue is finally fixed I’ll start replying today on stuff I have no idea what my anti-virus was doing and why it was blocking Tumblr pages. x_x

#outofscotch

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Norwegian forest cat.

#kitty

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Reblogging here. 

Sorry, I haven’t been here I will be back soon, I am having personal issues + my anti-virus program is blocking peoples tumblr sites. I can get onto my dash but not anywhere else. 

[ladyofalba]

send in 🤝 + a friendship and i’ll tell you who:

texts the other memes at 3 am:

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable:

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted:

always has to host the impromptu sleepover:

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of:

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie:

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight:

is the ‘ mom friend ‘:

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail:

is the better wingman to the other:

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: 

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together:

#meme