it's all fun and games until the comic relief's life is in peril
available as a sticker and charm on my sh0p!!
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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!
Me, the second my alarm goes off:
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:
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i want to make another stupid purchase, help me.
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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with
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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
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