Partner says, “You got too fat.” Sexy Sammy scoffs, “This 60kg blubber belly easily outweighs your scrawny self. But, unlike you, my flab gives me pleasure! Let the food delivery in, then get lost!” (sammystuffedandglazed.tumblr)
I live near a street that has a lot of restaurants on it and I I'm going to make you waddle around going from restaurant to restaurant. So we're going to go to a nice tavern that has great wings and waffle fries and then we're going to go to an Italian restaurant and we're going to pack you full of chicken parm and pasta and tiramisu. Then we're going to go to the Mexican restaurant and pump you full of tacos queso and chips. Then we're going to go for ice cream. Then we're going to go to the other tavern which has great burgers! And more fries obviously too. And chicken fingers. And then we're right across from the grocery store so we may as well go in and load up on ice cream to go with all the cake that I made you! Oh and we need a lot of heavy cream cuz I'm going to drip it in your mouth as you nap. And the supermarket has those cute little scooters that you can ride around on! Imagine yourself massive and stuffed to the brim and joyously riding around the supermarket filling your basket full of candy and ice cream.
come visit me and let me literally shove food in your face while telling you how beautiful you are or what a good piggy you are or the type of talk that you like. And you could choose my costume. I could wear a French made outfit or a dominatrix outfit or something sweet like 1950s inspired housewife or a mean college professor.
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