Tumgik
Text
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
34K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 2 days
Text
sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
56K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 2 days
Text
they call me tv show because I have episodes. they call me comic book because I have issues
14K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 2 days
Text
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
125K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 2 days
Text
They need to invent a guy dead on the floor emoji
21K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 3 days
Text
Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.
27K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 3 days
Text
clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
28K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 3 days
Text
Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.
23K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 4 days
Text
i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too
25K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 4 days
Text
“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well
27K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 5 days
Text
wish i could call in bitchy to work
44K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 5 days
Text
Tumblr media
choose your path wisely
147K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 6 days
Text
you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
31K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 6 days
Text
tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
30K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 6 days
Text
legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff
44K notes · View notes
lady-star-strings · 6 days
Text
now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
78K notes · View notes