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by Wandering Heart
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
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i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit
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me unprompted at 4 in the morning:
RHIANNON RINGS LIKE A BELL THROUGH THE NIGHT AND WOULDN’T YOU LOVE TO LOVE HER?
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Do I…. Do I use my instrument for this?
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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
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someone: it’s the last month of summer. we better enjoy it while we can and wear summer clothes and participate in summer activities–
me:
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