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THE CHOCOLATE GUY HAS DONE IT AGAIN ☕️🥐

#ooh i'm going to have to mentally file away the concept of puff pastry flavored with espresso for later #that looks delightful monsieur guichon

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Favorite Video Game Endings 4/?: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001, Konami, PS2)

Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing.

#happy 'swordfighting the president' day

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why do migraines have to come with free bonus allodynia

#i do not like that my headhurty also comes with skinhurty

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Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b. 1975)

Keg, 2022

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#orbs honestly #the first couple times i encountered it while cutting my roleplaying teeth on the neopets message boards i thought they were testicles #if you survived the age of 'wolfscript' in play-by-post collaborative writing you deserve a combat medal #orbs. pistons. terra. fae. banner. it was truly the wild west out there

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"MOOOOOM! Phineas and Ferb are practicing necromancy!"

Hey hang on I have a thought

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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

#when making my family the gods ran out of cishet at the same time that they ran out of height academic talent and physical health

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migraine day

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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#i'm a drowzee (what else is new) and i rolled a snivy for a partner #things could be worse

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#*plops you into a ghibli movie*

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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU

#so if we're not counting pokeani then it would have been DBZ

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EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 🧠 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 👯

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Apparently in my absence this post had its 1000-notes-iversary.

This time we get to see the culprit responsible for ruining our heroes' lives as well.

I've really missed you guys, by the way. I know I've said that already, but I'm serious. Once or twice this year I've been right on the brink of coming back but schedule stuff always keeps me from letting myself commit to that again, and that in turn has kept me from posting anything at all. But I've been in an unexpected drawing mood lately and so if I can get enough stuff to set up a queue we might pretend I'm back for a month or so sometime this year. Maybe. Hopefully. We'll see. No promises though. That's why I'm hiding this paragraph under the cut.

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[Beren:] "Uhhh...barkeep...I think he's had enough now..." [Tolkien:] "No, I don't think he has...!"

#rip túrin tequilabar