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I bet Ben was dancing his ass off to “I Think We’re Alone Now.”

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[airhorn sound]

[another airhorn sound]

klaus: huh, this isn’t deodorant

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Blows a kiss to every mannequin in my local mall: for Delores, the real star of the show

Blows a kiss to my coffee: for Five

Blows a kiss to a ouija board: for Klaus

Blows a kiss to Ursula from “The little mermaid”: for Ben

Blows a kiss to a violin: for Vanya

Blows a kiss to my steak knives: for Diego

Blows a kiss to any art in my house: for Mom/Grace

Blows a kiss to my camera: for Allison

Blows a kiss to my dog’s plush monkey: for Pogo

Blows a kiss to a briefcase: for Hazel and Cha-Cha

Blows a kiss to a donut: for Agnes

Blows a kiss to my toilet: for Luther, you piece of shit.

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klaus: hold on! i’m having one of those… a headache but with pictures?

five: holy shit you’re having an idea

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In The Hargreeves Family Group Chat:

Klaus:

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“One man’s trash is Klaus’ next outfit.”

— Allison

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police officer: You’re under arrest for trying to carry six people on a single motorcycle

diego: wait what do you mean sIX?!

officer: yes, six-

diego: oh my gOD wHAT THE FUCK

officer: …sir?

diego: VANYA FELL OFF!!

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Klaus: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Diego: Why?

Klaus: To get to the idiot’s house.

Klaus: Knock Knock

Diego: Who’s there?

Klaus: The chicken.

Diego:

Klaus:

Diego: I won’t stab you on one condition.

Klaus: What?

Diego: Go tell this joke to Luther.

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i’m just very emotional about every single one of the hargreeves children tonight

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me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

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walking into COG like

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Same energy

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These scenes had the exact same energy. 

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Reasons why Jeremiah can be called a drama queen-

He pressed charges on Alfred for messing up his face even though he was literally about to destroy the city!?!

He dug up Jerome just to kick him back into his grave a few hours later!?!

He quickened the bomb attack time just because Penguin and Barbara stepped up to him!?!

LITERALLY EVERY SMART COMMENT HE SAYS! Especially calling Selina ‘a little bitch.’

Acting like he was scared that Jerome came back but really he was faking everything!?!

LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE DID IN EPISODES 20, 21, and 22!

Burning his followers alive because they turned on him!?!

Finding a way to roast Jerome every time he gets a chance.

This-

10. And this-

11. Also this-

12. And everytime he makes this face-

13. This too-

14. LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But he’s still awesome and his sarcastic drama queenness makes him even more awesome.

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Jerome’s still better.