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kurashikeys · 6 hours
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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:
the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth
the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck
the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger
a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist
sexy pirate
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kurashikeys · 6 hours
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My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It's an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It's all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don't like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.
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kurashikeys · 6 hours
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While we're at it: using language that downplays genocide is a form of genocide denial.
Joe Biden isn't doing a bad job, Joe Biden is providing material support for genocide.
Israel isn't handling the situation badly, Israel is committing genocide.
Employing euphemisms minimizes the reality of this genocide. It's disrespectful and dangerous.
If you are more uncomfortable with the word genocide than you are with the reality of genocide, then you are not prepared to be part of any serious discussion. Work on that on your own time.
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kurashikeys · 8 hours
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Replayed PoR recently and that put me in the mood to draw some Tellius stuff.
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kurashikeys · 8 hours
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you know when you're ill about Some Guy and you look at him and you're like. what sort of siren spell have you cast upon me. fiend. witch. begone from my sight *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpeg* *looks at another jpe
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kurashikeys · 8 hours
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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kurashikeys · 8 hours
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my people
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Doomed from the beginning
Unknown / Marguerite Duras / Blanca Varela / Ramona Ausubel / Anne Carson / Heather Havrilesky / Michael Cunningham / Lisel Mueller / Richard Siken x Dungeon Meshi by Ryoko Kui
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kurashikeys · 8 hours
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i know the original ds version of 999 is considered the best one and i understand why but i think im gonna have a hard time replaying it on ds because it lacks 2 things only the remaster has:
easy savescumming
"OW GODDAMNIT HOTHOTHOTHOTHOt fffffFFFUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK" "wELL you DID just G R A B the G R I L L hahwhat didya THINK would happen????? 💀"
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kurashikeys · 19 hours
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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil
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kurashikeys · 19 hours
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The Touden siblings make me so emotional
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kurashikeys · 21 hours
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Once upon a time…
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kurashikeys · 21 hours
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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history
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kurashikeys · 22 hours
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Silver eyes
Music: Ethereal by Tokyopill
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kurashikeys · 22 hours
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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kurashikeys · 22 hours
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after several discussions that left me baffled, let me throw this out to the masses: do you look at ao3's icons when you're looking for a fic to read?
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kurashikeys · 1 day
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It’s autism awareness month! That means if an allistic person annoys me I’m legally allowed to slap them across the face
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