Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right
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people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀
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this pencil sharpener that every classroom had
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Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.
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it always saddens me when people say "too bad this never got an anime" or stuff like that, the manga is a complete piece of media, it's not like the script to a movie that may or may not get made, it's the whole story with all the necessary elements on its own medium, of course I get that it's interesting to see it translated to animation, but it's not incomplete, it's not missing anything
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Using any pronouns is crazy because you're theoretically impossible to misgender ... but some people will find a way to use them wrong
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call me a creativity vampire the way I feed off of other people's excitement over the stuff they're making
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late
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Anyone's Ghost, August Thompson – enjoyed this advance review copy way more than I expected, it broke through my cynical shell and turned me into a soft wobbly mess. An angsty cheesy beautiful queer love story that will be a perfect crying-on-holiday read, comes out in July.
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Because it is pride month i highly encourage you to watch one of my favourite polish movies, Hiacynt (Operation Hyacinth in english), avilable on netflix... set in mid 80s Polish Peoples Republic durning the titular operation hyacinth (secret operation of communist police targeting and arresting polish gays in order to create a national database of polish homosexuals), it follows Robert, a citizens milita worker, whos unsatisfied with militias lack of action about the murders of gay men in Warsaw and decides to discover the truth himself. In order to do that, he infiltrates the local gay scene through Arek, a german language student, and begins discovering a lot about himself in the process
it may not be the greatest movie to ever exist but its special to me specifically and i wanted to share it with you. :)
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Grown adults but also Highschool bullies fr
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they want you to make fried rice
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do you weep
often
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my favorite love language is trying, actually
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