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10D Chess

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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

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y'all ever seen women nutcrackers? are you ready for this absolute tomfoolery?

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Kellogg's has been hit hard by Woke Mob. Here's a list of changes to their cereal marketing that we've been demanding:

-The "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" slogan is to be revised to "I'm mentally ill/neurodivergent for Cocoa Puffs." -Lucky Charms' leprechaun mascot, Patty O'Hatecrimes, must be changed to a normal Irish man who is critical of the british monarchy. -Tony the Tiger and the Trix Bunny are now a T4NB couple, to cater to the furry audience. -Fruity Pebbles can no longer use Fred Flintstone as a mascot, after his association with Winston Cigarettes was rediscovered. Consider using Jane Jetson as a substitute, to go for the Girlboss angle. -In addition, we can't call the pebbles "Fruity" anymore. -Captain Crunch is to be renamed to Draft Dodger Crunch -Snap, Crackle, and Pop MUST become drag queens. more than anything else on this list, this one is non-negotiable.

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POINT AND LAUGH

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public service announcement

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I didn't know "Tims" was Chilchuck's last name. Thought it was just some shoe based in joke that I didn't understand.

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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

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And at last, the Archivist looks up.

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