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the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts

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English added by me :)

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I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say "see? Not very nice is it?" And she would say "I understand now father you're right". But instead? Big fat paw in my soup

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there's a decent sandwich shop near me but I'm afraid to go more often because one of the cooks there has an unmistakable air of a deep cover hitman

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FOUNDATION | Creation Myths (2.10) BEN DANIELS & LEE PACE as General BEL RIOSE & Emperor CLEON XVII

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little jovier thing because i've missed them

cw for suggestive ?? maybe?? idk

also remember your daily click!!! thank u!!

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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girl dad john marston,,, he fall asleep with his baby daughter on his chest while he is sat on a chair on the porch of beecher's hope.

she's his second chance

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

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zukka au where aunt wu looks straight at sokka and instead of telling him that his future is full of pain and anguish caused by his own hand, she tells him that he’s going to marry the fire lord and sokka is like “EXCUSE ME?”

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another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”