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you cannot tell me that he did not stand in front of the mirror in his fancy hotel room for any less than an hour

to be fair i would too if i looked like that

guys guys chil some seven year olds just taught him how to mew

#KEEFE #unraveled cover reveal really shocked me because its the first time i've been active enough in the fandom for a cover reveal in real time

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in terms of swearing, how do death sibs Nico "You can take your great army and shove it-" di Angelo and Hazel "choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife" "nuns regularly washed her mouth out with soap" Levesque rank with the rest of the crew?

fourth and sixth respectively for reasons :)

WHO SWEARS THE MOST?

percy - obvious.

annabeth - does so in greek and never learnt to stop (probably got encouraged by other campers because watching a child cuss like a sailor is very funny).

leo - look at me and tell me he doesn’t start swearing the moment he drops a screw or something.

nico - previously enjoyed the feeling of rebellion (brought up catholic), but now finds it unnecessary.

piper - willing, but also finds it unnecessary.

hazel - would be in 3rd if it wasn’t all internalised (soap incident).

jason - doesn’t as of now but would pick it up at his boarding school. thinks it’s funny when people are surprised he does.

frank - asian parent. he uses it sparingly.

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the slytherin skittles buried a timecapsel on hogwarts grounds to open when they become teachers/visit their children

barty was the only one to open it years later

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can they like kiss already

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ello, but can u plz do fedex under a tree for a date?

if u do that will mean so much to me!

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#screaminggggg #my precious!!! #i love your art style. the pancake tree is very nice #shading? >>> UNREAL

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ello, but can u plz do fedex under a tree for a date?

if u do that will mean so much to me!

Tags:

@faggot-friday @squishmallow36 @hi-imgrapes @sofia-not-sophie @axels-corner @corruption-exe @noahsbullshitblog @delphicstrawberries @crazedfangirl14 @one-random-potato @lemon-girl-in-devil-town @crystal-cloudzz @sc-the-doodle-bugs @cosmxc-ars3hol3 @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @koryphaea-of-the-summit @awful-amateur @winterfireice @sc-the-doodle-bugs @arson-appreciation-society-pres @dizzeners @kykafitzdinguss (if you'd like to be added to the tag list send an ask or reblog asking :D)

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Evan about Barty

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babysitting gone wrong

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‘The only thing that could tear down the House of Black was itself.’

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

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It’s in his eyes

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Regulus was Sirius‘ favorite cousin.

#it runs in the family!!!! #this is extremely funny to me

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Insane things the Black cousins did:

Bellatrix Lestrange: Seduced the most dangerous dark wizard of all time – who was a half-blood – all while being legally married to a pure-blood man, who was subordinate to the said half-blood

Andromeda Tonks: Eloped with a muggleborn wizard, raised a metamorphmagus child into an Auror, and sided with the opposite side of the war her family was fighting for just because she wanted to

Narcissa Malfoy: Looked Voldemort in the eye and lied to him, hence betraying him to the point of causing his death, because she wanted to see her son

Sirius Black: Ran away from home at sixteen, fell in love with a werewolf, stood in an exploded neighborhood laughing maniacally, was announced as Voldemort's right-hand man and survived twelve years in Azkaban, only to run away as a dog just to kill a rat

Regulus Black: Somehow found out about Voldemort's secret of immortality two decades before the most powerful wizard in the world, robbed Voldemort and left a sassy note behind before he went and drowned in a pool of inferi

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I introduced my best friend to the mauraders fandom(via crimson rivers, ik it was evil of me🤧) AND THIS IS HER SUMMARIZATION OF THE BLACKS LMAOSBSWJ S ACCURATE 😭😭😭

(she kins Remus btw)

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hi i hope your day is getting better

here are some pictures of my cousins cat and another random cat i saw

thank you friend !! these cats are amazing, 10/10 would snuggle

#totally forgot i sent in this ask #glad this helped #i really like cats.

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THE KOTLC YURI CROWN GOES TO...

Sophie Foster and Linh Song!!!!!!!

The girl of many floods and the Moonlark are clearly really popular.

but honestly we should also congratulate Hekster (Sophie/Stina) for coming second place

maybe we can have Sophie x Linh x Stina

I'll admit that I wish Master Cadence x Y/N got further but we can't all win.

(toxic science yuri you will be missed)

taglist: @nyxpixels @koryphaea @necromycologist

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Co-dependent black cousins are very special to me

Regulus, reading off a newspaper: esteemed actress and Heiress to the Black line, Bellatrix Black sighted flirting with reporter to avoid questioning on recent scandal regarding her Father, Cygnus Black. Really, Bella? Do you have no shame?

Bellatrix: what? as if you wouldn't do the same thing.

Narcissa: no Bells, he's too busy with that cute Doctor guy from the other side of town, don't you remember?

Sirius: wait what? Doctor? Reg has a Doctor boyfriend? Why don't I know about this?

Regulus: Sirius please-

Sirius: Do I know him?

Regulus: no

Andromeda: Yup

Regulus: Andy.

Andromeda: I didn't say anything! Anyway, it's not like Bella's the only one in trouble, rumour has it that your brother here threw red wine on Abraxas Malfoy at the Rosiers' charity event last week

Narcissa: not a rumour, I was there, it was funny as shit, Alice filmed the whole thing

Sirius: and I don't regret it one bit

Regulus, having no idea how he's gonna cover all of this up: this is why I prefer Kreacher to you lot

Kreacher: *a literal cat*

Sirius, allergic to cats: :/