korgidorgi

[korgidorgi]

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

[korgidorgi]

Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.

https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975

There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.

Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.

If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.

End the occupation. Free Palestine.

[korgidorgi]

*before Natasha and y/n were a couple*

Wanda: you've been giving y/n alot of attention recently.

Natasha: she was injured on a mission!

Wanda: *pointing to bullet wound* I got injured in that same mission Nat.

Nat: then you should get it checked in the medical wing like c'mon Wanda who am I your nanny?

[korgidorgi]

this autism month, Say No to Autism Speaks, Say Yes to Autism FREAKS

[korgidorgi]

Y/n: I'm forgetting something...

Natasha: morals probably?

Y/n: no no it's something important.

[korgidorgi]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[korgidorgi]

Steve: Who’s the getaway driver again?

Wanda: My new girlfriend. She’ll be here in a couple of seconds.

Natasha: Is she qualified?

Wanda: Not sure, she said something about being a Formula One driver…whatever that means

[korgidorgi]

Y/N tries hugging Natasha from behind…

Natasha throws them over her shoulder…

Natasha: what the-?! Malyshka?!

Y/N: I just wanted to give you a hug

Natasha: I thought you were trying to take me out

Y/N: the only taking out I want to do is take you out on a date.

Natasha blushes…

Y/N: but I think now you need to take me to the med bay

Natasha: oh…right

[korgidorgi]

Natasha and Y/N visit a zoo…

Natasha: are you saying that my spirit animal is a tiger? why?

Y/N: because you’re fierce and beautiful.

Natasha: aww

Y/N: and you’re my big cuddly kitty

Natasha giggles and rolls her eyes…

[korgidorgi]

Y/N: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Natasha: Y/N, what did you think a tiger shark was?

[korgidorgi]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[korgidorgi]

Y/n: so I was thinking...

Natasha: that's shocking. Never knew you could do that.

Y/n: hey! I think thonks all the time!

Natasha:

[korgidorgi]

*y/n to y/n in the mirror*

Y/n: you stress me out.

Y/n: *pretending to be mirror self* yeah well you stress me out!

Natasha: *watching from afar* why do I love you?

[korgidorgi]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[korgidorgi]

Natasha: You know what your problem is?

Y/N: I only have one?

[korgidorgi]

Nat: how are you not spooked by a skeleton?

Y/n: look I dunno who decided a skeleton would be scary but I think I'd be more freaked out if the muscular system or nervous system walked into my room.

Nat: ... You ruin everything.

[korgidorgi]

*y/n texting Natasha*

Y/n: I'm in a really good place rn.

Y/n: not mentally

Y/n: this bookstore is great! They got free coffee and there's cats everywhere!